[sodpoodle]

I'm an old lady. This is an email from an old friend!!!!

[phormer phrog phlyer]

Thanks for sharing.

[Sacajaweau]

Sod...I know my daughter so well. I told her that I was getting remarried (at 65) but not to tell anyone. Half the world knew before the end of the day.

Then I told her to check the calendar....Best April Fool's Yet.

[Red Badger]

So, did he hump, er, jump?.......................

[Scarlett156]

BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! XD

[PGR88]

This is a membership to a Prostitute Club,

Tell Dad to go on Tindr. All the benefits, but it’s free.

[Sacajaweau]

Sod...I have a daughter and two sons. My daughter sends me things...that I don't want or need. Sent me one of those foot pedal exercise things...Kinda made me angry...cuz I already exercise by going shopping..LOL. Sent the thing back. Then there was the ugly garden hat. It's still got the tags on it. The boys...they just say I'm stubborn (no vaccine) but know I thought it out.

They all mean well and won't understand until they're our age. I turned 77 and fortunately in good shape. Take Care. Stay Safe...Sac

[teeman8r]

that is funny. well played.

[Rappini]

I can use that thanks.