Woman, 35, marries HERSELF after breaking up with her boyfriend four months before her dream wedding date - and even seals the union by kissing her own reflection in a mirror

Daily Mail ^ | 3 February 2021 | -

[nickcarraway]

A 35-year-old has married herself in an intimate ceremony in front of family and friends, after breaking up with her long-term boyfriend.

Life and business coach Meg Taylor Morrison, from Atlanta, Georgia, had always wanted to get married on Halloween 2020, but after she split from her partner just four months before that date, her dreams of tying the knot on All Hallow's Eve were dashed.

That is until she learned about self-marriage ceremonies - and decided that she didn't want to wait for the perfect partner to come along before hosting her perfect wedding ceremony.

Like most brides-to-be, Meg meticulously planned her special day for months, ordering a custom-made wedding cake, choosing the perfect dress and of course, picking out a glistening diamond ring.

However, Meg admits that she wasn't always completely comfortable planning a wedding for one and often wondered if her friends and family would view her actions as narcissistic or compensating for not having a husband.

[Track9]

“ The psychiatric profession has utterly failed western civilization.”

Understatement of the century.

[max americana]

“If she is self married, does she need to divorce herself if she wants to marry someone else?”

Umm, who gets the house, car and properties? (whistling)

[Spirit of Liberty]

Let’s see:

Doesn’t have to pick up dirty socks from the floor.

Doesn’t lose control of the remote.

Doesn’t have to worry about the toilet seat being left up.

Doesn’t have to deal with his buddies over for poker night.

Not seeing a downside here...

[RandallFlagg]

Seriesly??
Nobody sent the Laz Signal ping?!

[T.B. Yoits]

It could, though I was thinking more along the lines of something out of Greek Mythology or the Brothers Grimm.
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Or the DSM-5.

Now that there is funny.

[doorgunner69]

Boyfriend got of easy, I would not want that either.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Humans are weird.

[max americana]

In my life, I know around 3 guys who got cold feet and had the wedding canceled. Obviously, the “bride” was vilified in circles..

However, as time went by, the picture gets clearer that the bride was the one who was crazy after all.

[Dr. Sivana]

Reminds me of when Dennis Rodman married himself. He had a nicer dress.

Maybe they could marry each other for #2.

[ThePatriotsFlag]

Back in (my) day, we put people into a hospital for erratic behavior like that.

[gr8eman]

"File Under Breaking News"

"Mental retardation" has a new name: "intellectual disability (intellectual developmental disorder)".

Why wasn;t this the headline oF every major newspaper?

[IYAS9YAS]

Meh. She’s not much of a catch. She could have done better.

[TexasM1A]

To quote a line from the band A Perfect Circle, “Narcissistic, Drama Queen”

[Old Yeller]

Why not? Everything else is screwed up.

[SamAdams76]

I would never marry somebody who would marry somebody like me.

[robel]

It won’t last.

[Brookhaven]

“If she is self married, does she need to divorce herself if she wants to marry someone else?”

No, but it would be polygamy.

[softengine]

"The psychiatric profession has utterly failed western civilization."

That's because most of them are nuts.

[Sgt_Schultze]

Need. More. Cats.

[sevlex]

Nah, she’s keeping her maiden name.