Posted on 02/03/2021 5:54:24 PM PST by nickcarraway
A 35-year-old has married herself in an intimate ceremony in front of family and friends, after breaking up with her long-term boyfriend.
Life and business coach Meg Taylor Morrison, from Atlanta, Georgia, had always wanted to get married on Halloween 2020, but after she split from her partner just four months before that date, her dreams of tying the knot on All Hallow's Eve were dashed.
That is until she learned about self-marriage ceremonies - and decided that she didn't want to wait for the perfect partner to come along before hosting her perfect wedding ceremony.
Like most brides-to-be, Meg meticulously planned her special day for months, ordering a custom-made wedding cake, choosing the perfect dress and of course, picking out a glistening diamond ring.
However, Meg admits that she wasn't always completely comfortable planning a wedding for one and often wondered if her friends and family would view her actions as narcissistic or compensating for not having a husband.
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Will the consummation be televised?
Even when there is rejection of the traditional union of a man and woman, there is still the desire to have the ritual of it. This is symbol over substance which takes one down the road to idolatry.
She would be guilty of Autobigamy.
Will this ‘marriage’ be, Hmm...consummated?
There are some people out there who just truly enjoy being single. People sometimes need space to themselves.
Life coach?
Will be an interesting divorce.
The dude dodged a huge bullet as confirmed by this "marriage" and any future dude knows to stay away because a background check will show that she's already married to herself.
I s’pose she threw herself the wedding bouquet too.
She could’ve done better.
Hey, Veronica Lake is great.
Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed
This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life
For now my daughter was my mother, ‘cause she was my father’s wife
And to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if he were my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow’s grownup daughter, who was of course my step-mother
Father’s wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter’s son
My wife is now my mother’s mother and it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife, she’s my grandmother too
Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I’m her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
‘Cause now I have become the strangest ‘case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa
I’m my own grandpa, I’m my own grandpa
It sounds funny, I know but it really is so
I’m my own grandpa
Is she going to change her name?
And how thankful I am that the Lord found her for me.
I went to where she was registered. Mostly cat toys and wine boxes.
She is the one with the bumper sticker: I’m a schizophrenic and so am I.
Sounds like some lucky guy dodged a bullet here.
You beat me.
Or the DSM-5.
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