Posted on 02/02/2021 3:57:43 AM PST by sodpoodle
BIDEN finally breaks down and visits a remote northern reservation. With news crews following him around as they tour the place, the President asks the chief if there was anything they need.
"Well," says the chief, "We have three very important needs. First, we have a medical clinic but no doctor to man it."
Biden whips out his phone, dials a number, talks to somebody for two minutes and then hangs up. "I've pulled some strings. Your doctor will arrive in a few days. Now what was the second problem?"
"We have no way to get clean water. The local mining operation has poisoned the water our people have been drinking for dozens of years. We've been flying bottled water in, and it's terribly expensive." Once again, Biden dials a number, yells into the phone for a few minutes, and then hangs up. "The mine has been shut down, and the owner is being billed for setting up a purification plant for your people. Now what was that third problem?"
The chief looks at him and says, "We have no cellphone reception up here!"
LOL.......
Nothing like good friends. Slojoe bewildered.
Under Trump’s relief plan that was implemented last spring, the Blackfoot Tribe in Montana got $1.9 million dollars. There are about 10,000 members in the tribe.
SloJoe waiting for his ship to come in...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1k3ptanBjY
Thanks for all of your great work on FR.
I needed a laugh!
Biden sits aimlessly in the Oval Office waiting for Xi to tell him what to do next.
A $190 per tribal member? Wouldn't turn it down but what was it for?
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