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The Phony
email from friend | 2/2/2021 | unknown

Posted on 02/02/2021 3:57:43 AM PST by sodpoodle

BIDEN finally breaks down and visits a remote northern reservation. With news crews following him around as they tour the place, the President asks the chief if there was anything they need.

"Well," says the chief, "We have three very important needs. First, we have a medical clinic but no doctor to man it."

Biden whips out his phone, dials a number, talks to somebody for two minutes and then hangs up. "I've pulled some strings. Your doctor will arrive in a few days. Now what was the second problem?"

"We have no way to get clean water. The local mining operation has poisoned the water our people have been drinking for dozens of years. We've been flying bottled water in, and it's terribly expensive." Once again, Biden dials a number, yells into the phone for a few minutes, and then hangs up. "The mine has been shut down, and the owner is being billed for setting up a purification plant for your people. Now what was that third problem?"

The chief looks at him and says, "We have no cellphone reception up here!"


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: funny; phony
On the money:)
1 posted on 02/02/2021 3:57:43 AM PST by sodpoodle
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LOL.......


2 posted on 02/02/2021 4:02:27 AM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. )
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To: sodpoodle

Nothing like good friends. Slojoe bewildered.


3 posted on 02/02/2021 4:02:58 AM PST by PGalt (confirmed: past peak civilization)
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Under Trump’s relief plan that was implemented last spring, the Blackfoot Tribe in Montana got $1.9 million dollars. There are about 10,000 members in the tribe.


4 posted on 02/02/2021 4:09:35 AM PST by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful!)
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To: sodpoodle

SloJoe waiting for his ship to come in...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1k3ptanBjY

Thanks for all of your great work on FR.


5 posted on 02/02/2021 4:10:23 AM PST by PGalt (confirmed: past peak civilization)
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To: sodpoodle

I needed a laugh!


6 posted on 02/02/2021 4:11:17 AM PST by Guenevere (When the foundations are being destroyed what can the righteous do)
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Direct from the US govt presidential photo archives.

Biden sits aimlessly in the Oval Office waiting for Xi to tell him what to do next.

7 posted on 02/02/2021 4:14:53 AM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. )
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"Under Trump’s relief plan that was implemented last spring, the Blackfoot Tribe in Montana got $1.9 million dollars. There are about 10,000 members in the tribe."

A $190 per tribal member? Wouldn't turn it down but what was it for?

8 posted on 02/02/2021 4:49:22 AM PST by nevergore (I have a terrible rash on my covfefe....)
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