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Love hurts! Man reveals hackers demanded $1,000 ransom to release his digitally locked chastity belt - forcing him to use bolt cutters and cutting himself in the process!
Daily Mail ^
| 1-28-21
| SNEJANA FARBEROV
Posted on 01/31/2021 7:11:06 PM PST by dynachrome
A man was left bleeding from his penis and unable to have sex for a month after he said his hi-tech internet-connected chastity belt was taken over by greedy hackers.
Sam Summers, the unfortunate owner of a Cellmate digital chastity belt, ended up paying the hackers a $1,000 ransom to free his manhood from the device, only to have the unscrupulous cyber-pirates demand even more money.
Fed up with the shakedown, Summers and his partner took matters into their own hands and employed brute force - and a sturdy pair of bolt cutters - to crack the chastity belt, leaving the man with a cut on his member.
Summers was not the only Cellmate user to have fallen victim to hackers.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chastitybelt; chinaproduct; garbage; hackers; iot; nothanks; ouch; wtmi
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You say you want the internet to hook up to all your devices?
To: dynachrome
Probably been posted and pulled, but this amused me.
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posted on
01/31/2021 7:11:44 PM PST
by
dynachrome
("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
To: dynachrome
Ha ha ha.....I won’t even ask the obvious question
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posted on
01/31/2021 7:12:11 PM PST
by
patriot torch
(Ashlie Babbitt-say her name)
To: dynachrome
>> after he said his hi-tech internet-connected chastity belt was taken over by greedy hackers.
He had problems before the hackers
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posted on
01/31/2021 7:12:51 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Call on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
To: dynachrome
To: patriot torch
The pictures of the device are pretty gnarly.
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posted on
01/31/2021 7:14:39 PM PST
by
dynachrome
("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
To: patriot torch
Yeah, it’s a “gay” thing.
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posted on
01/31/2021 7:15:42 PM PST
by
Blurb2350
To: dynachrome
This, and a Nigerian General with $20 million in London would make quite a spam email.
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posted on
01/31/2021 7:15:51 PM PST
by
PGR88
To: a fool in paradise
“...hi-tech internet-connected chastity belt...”
What could possibly go wrong?
To: plain talk
“The Cellmate, produced by Chinese firm Qiui that has the slogan ‘Love Hurts,’ is a cover that clamps on the base of the male genitals with a hardened steel ring, and does not have a physical key or manual override.”
The Chinese, always joking.
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posted on
01/31/2021 7:16:17 PM PST
by
dynachrome
("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
To: dynachrome
WHAT??? How in the world did he let that happen to him?
To: dynachrome
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posted on
01/31/2021 7:18:17 PM PST
by
jonascord
(First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
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posted on
01/31/2021 7:21:18 PM PST
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: dynachrome
That’s what happens when you think with your .... never mind.
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posted on
01/31/2021 7:23:42 PM PST
by
NWFree
To: dynachrome
This is an actual thing?
Damn.
That’s just ... damn.
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posted on
01/31/2021 7:24:05 PM PST
by
Bubba_Leroy
(Dementia Joe is Not My President!)
To: Olog-hai
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posted on
01/31/2021 7:25:08 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dynachrome
Question for any potential buyer:
WHY?
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posted on
01/31/2021 7:25:21 PM PST
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
To: dynachrome
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posted on
01/31/2021 7:25:42 PM PST
by
Bubba_Leroy
(Dementia Joe is Not My President!)
To: dynachrome
Pay up sucker or...
To: dynachrome
this isnt a chastity belt
Chastity belts prevent things getting in
They are not for preventing things getting out
This is some kind of queer sex fantasy thing.
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posted on
01/31/2021 7:26:29 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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