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Love hurts! Man reveals hackers demanded $1,000 ransom to release his digitally locked chastity belt - forcing him to use bolt cutters and cutting himself in the process!
Daily Mail ^ | 1-28-21 | SNEJANA FARBEROV

Posted on 01/31/2021 7:11:06 PM PST by dynachrome

A man was left bleeding from his penis and unable to have sex for a month after he said his hi-tech internet-connected chastity belt was taken over by greedy hackers.

Sam Summers, the unfortunate owner of a Cellmate digital chastity belt, ended up paying the hackers a $1,000 ransom to free his manhood from the device, only to have the unscrupulous cyber-pirates demand even more money.

Fed up with the shakedown, Summers and his partner took matters into their own hands and employed brute force - and a sturdy pair of bolt cutters - to crack the chastity belt, leaving the man with a cut on his member.

Summers was not the only Cellmate user to have fallen victim to hackers.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chastitybelt; chinaproduct; garbage; hackers; iot; nothanks; ouch; wtmi
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You say you want the internet to hook up to all your devices?
1 posted on 01/31/2021 7:11:06 PM PST by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

Probably been posted and pulled, but this amused me.


2 posted on 01/31/2021 7:11:44 PM PST by dynachrome ("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
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To: dynachrome

Ha ha ha.....I won’t even ask the obvious question


3 posted on 01/31/2021 7:12:11 PM PST by patriot torch (Ashlie Babbitt-say her name)
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To: dynachrome

>> after he said his hi-tech internet-connected chastity belt was taken over by greedy hackers.

He had problems before the hackers


4 posted on 01/31/2021 7:12:51 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Call on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
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To: dynachrome

5 posted on 01/31/2021 7:14:36 PM PST by plain talk
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To: patriot torch

The pictures of the device are pretty gnarly.


6 posted on 01/31/2021 7:14:39 PM PST by dynachrome ("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
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To: patriot torch

Yeah, it’s a “gay” thing.


7 posted on 01/31/2021 7:15:42 PM PST by Blurb2350
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To: dynachrome

This, and a Nigerian General with $20 million in London would make quite a spam email.


8 posted on 01/31/2021 7:15:51 PM PST by PGR88
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To: a fool in paradise

“...hi-tech internet-connected chastity belt...”

What could possibly go wrong?


9 posted on 01/31/2021 7:16:13 PM PST by Antihero101607
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To: plain talk

“The Cellmate, produced by Chinese firm Qiui that has the slogan ‘Love Hurts,’ is a cover that clamps on the base of the male genitals with a hardened steel ring, and does not have a physical key or manual override.”

The Chinese, always joking.


10 posted on 01/31/2021 7:16:17 PM PST by dynachrome ("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
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WHAT??? How in the world did he let that happen to him?


11 posted on 01/31/2021 7:18:08 PM PST by proud American in Canada (In these trying times, "Give me Liberty or Give me Death!)
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To: dynachrome

Stupid SHOULD hurt.


12 posted on 01/31/2021 7:18:17 PM PST by jonascord (First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
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Nazareth, Love Hurts
13 posted on 01/31/2021 7:21:18 PM PST by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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To: dynachrome

That’s what happens when you think with your .... never mind.


14 posted on 01/31/2021 7:23:42 PM PST by NWFree
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This is an actual thing?

Damn.

That’s just ... damn.


15 posted on 01/31/2021 7:24:05 PM PST by Bubba_Leroy (Dementia Joe is Not My President!)
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To: Olog-hai

Spike Jones - You Always Hurt The One You Love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRqWWRCT5Cs


16 posted on 01/31/2021 7:25:08 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: dynachrome
Question for any potential buyer:

WHY?

17 posted on 01/31/2021 7:25:21 PM PST by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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To: dynachrome

https://youtu.be/cOvBk1GuApk


18 posted on 01/31/2021 7:25:42 PM PST by Bubba_Leroy (Dementia Joe is Not My President!)
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To: dynachrome
Pay up sucker or...


19 posted on 01/31/2021 7:25:48 PM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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To: dynachrome

this isnt a chastity belt

Chastity belts prevent things getting in

They are not for preventing things getting out

This is some kind of queer sex fantasy thing.


20 posted on 01/31/2021 7:26:29 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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