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You say you want the internet to hook up to all your devices?
1 posted on 01/31/2021 7:11:06 PM PST by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

Probably been posted and pulled, but this amused me.


2 posted on 01/31/2021 7:11:44 PM PST by dynachrome ("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
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Ha ha ha.....I won’t even ask the obvious question


3 posted on 01/31/2021 7:12:11 PM PST by patriot torch (Ashlie Babbitt-say her name)
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>> after he said his hi-tech internet-connected chastity belt was taken over by greedy hackers.

He had problems before the hackers


4 posted on 01/31/2021 7:12:51 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Call on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
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5 posted on 01/31/2021 7:14:36 PM PST by plain talk
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This, and a Nigerian General with $20 million in London would make quite a spam email.


8 posted on 01/31/2021 7:15:51 PM PST by PGR88
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WHAT??? How in the world did he let that happen to him?


11 posted on 01/31/2021 7:18:08 PM PST by proud American in Canada (In these trying times, "Give me Liberty or Give me Death!)
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Stupid SHOULD hurt.


12 posted on 01/31/2021 7:18:17 PM PST by jonascord (First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
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Nazareth, Love Hurts
13 posted on 01/31/2021 7:21:18 PM PST by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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That’s what happens when you think with your .... never mind.


14 posted on 01/31/2021 7:23:42 PM PST by NWFree
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This is an actual thing?

Damn.

That’s just ... damn.


15 posted on 01/31/2021 7:24:05 PM PST by Bubba_Leroy (Dementia Joe is Not My President!)
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https://youtu.be/cOvBk1GuApk


18 posted on 01/31/2021 7:25:42 PM PST by Bubba_Leroy (Dementia Joe is Not My President!)
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Pay up sucker or...


19 posted on 01/31/2021 7:25:48 PM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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this isnt a chastity belt

Chastity belts prevent things getting in

They are not for preventing things getting out

This is some kind of queer sex fantasy thing.


20 posted on 01/31/2021 7:26:29 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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Just when you think you’ve heard it all.......

God is overdue on dropping the curtain on this world.


22 posted on 01/31/2021 7:27:29 PM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith.....)
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I guess the shrinkage method isn’t enough to defeat this gizmo ?


23 posted on 01/31/2021 7:27:58 PM PST by csvset (tolerance becomes a crime when attached to evil)
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Somebody like that should be allowed to have sex, must less reproduce.

Instead of his ‘member’ getting locked, he should be locked away, permanently. Stupid people like that do not belong in the general population.


28 posted on 01/31/2021 7:34:08 PM PST by adorno
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Poofter love.


30 posted on 01/31/2021 7:37:03 PM PST by crusty old prospector
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Ya, cuz self-control is too difficult........


31 posted on 01/31/2021 7:40:24 PM PST by G Larry (Authority is vested in those to whom it applies.)
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HA!! We talked about this at a girls weekend once. A friend has a neighbor who runs a business holding keys to the lowtech version of chastity belts. Guys pay her $10/month to keep the key. She apparently makes enough money to quit her job...


33 posted on 01/31/2021 7:46:04 PM PST by pinkandgreenmom
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Well, I guess we know why the Kraken didn’t get unleashed. Its cage door was hacked!


35 posted on 01/31/2021 7:52:51 PM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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