Posted on 01/31/2021 7:11:06 PM PST by dynachrome
A man was left bleeding from his penis and unable to have sex for a month after he said his hi-tech internet-connected chastity belt was taken over by greedy hackers.
Sam Summers, the unfortunate owner of a Cellmate digital chastity belt, ended up paying the hackers a $1,000 ransom to free his manhood from the device, only to have the unscrupulous cyber-pirates demand even more money.
Fed up with the shakedown, Summers and his partner took matters into their own hands and employed brute force - and a sturdy pair of bolt cutters - to crack the chastity belt, leaving the man with a cut on his member.
Summers was not the only Cellmate user to have fallen victim to hackers.
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ALEXA!!!
Just when you think you’ve heard it all.......
God is overdue on dropping the curtain on this world.
I guess the shrinkage method isn’t enough to defeat this gizmo ?
“queer sex fantasy thing”
I would guess so. Your boyfriend won’t be cheating on you, however.
“I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
~HAL9000
King Arthur was getting ready to go on a Quest. He was worried about leaving his beautiful Queen Guinevere alone with all those lonely Knights of the Round Table. So he went to his famous wizard, Merlin, for some advice.
After explaining his predicament to Merlin, the wizard looked thoughtful and said to come back in a week and he’d see if he could come up with something.
A week later King Arthur was back in Merlin’s laboratory where the good wizard was showing him his latest invention.
It was a chastity belt... except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place. “This is no good, Merlin!” the king exclaimed, “Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m’lady, the Queen?”
“Ah, sire, just observe.” said Merlin as he searched his cluttered workbench until he found what he was looking for. He then selected his most worn out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He then inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt whereupon a small guillotine blade came down and cut it neatly in two.
“Merlin, you are a genius!” said the grateful monarch, “Now I can leave, knowing that my Queen is fully protected.” After putting Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out upon his Quest.
Several years passed until he returned to Camelot. Immediately he assembled all his knights in the courtyard and had them drop their trousers for an informal ‘short arm’ inspection.
Sure enough! Each and every one of them was either amputated or damaged in some way. All of them except Sir Galahadhis.
“Sir Galahadhis,” exclaimed King Arthur, “The one and only true knight! Only you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in my power to grant you? Name it and it is yours!”
But Sir Galahadhis was speechless.
:)
Somebody like that should be allowed to have sex, must less reproduce.
Instead of his ‘member’ getting locked, he should be locked away, permanently. Stupid people like that do not belong in the general population.
LOL
Poofter love.
Ya, cuz self-control is too difficult........
Plausible explanation ...... we might also consider its some kind of weird transgender fixation.
The guy thinks he's a woman so he had to make his member disappear to "feel good" about himself.
HA!! We talked about this at a girls weekend once. A friend has a neighbor who runs a business holding keys to the lowtech version of chastity belts. Guys pay her $10/month to keep the key. She apparently makes enough money to quit her job...
He could just over-eat for a year or two.;-)
Well, I guess we know why the Kraken didn’t get unleashed. Its cage door was hacked!
FWIW, sexual perversion is not ”love”.
Darn, They are out of stock, On both models. ......
No sex for a month? He should try marriage. A month is child’s play.
I have to wonder how long it would take ‘The Lockpicking Lawyer’ on YouTube to get it open?
"Other men reported similar incidents, including one who said that he received a text message from an anonymous number that declared: 'Your c**k is mine now.'
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