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Love hurts! Man reveals hackers demanded $1,000 ransom to release his digitally locked chastity belt - forcing him to use bolt cutters and cutting himself in the process!
Daily Mail ^ | 1-28-21 | SNEJANA FARBEROV

Posted on 01/31/2021 7:11:06 PM PST by dynachrome

A man was left bleeding from his penis and unable to have sex for a month after he said his hi-tech internet-connected chastity belt was taken over by greedy hackers.

Sam Summers, the unfortunate owner of a Cellmate digital chastity belt, ended up paying the hackers a $1,000 ransom to free his manhood from the device, only to have the unscrupulous cyber-pirates demand even more money.

Fed up with the shakedown, Summers and his partner took matters into their own hands and employed brute force - and a sturdy pair of bolt cutters - to crack the chastity belt, leaving the man with a cut on his member.

Summers was not the only Cellmate user to have fallen victim to hackers.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chastitybelt; chinaproduct; garbage; hackers; iot; nothanks; ouch; wtmi
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To: Antihero101607
Alexa - unlock me.....

ALEXA!!!

21 posted on 01/31/2021 7:27:20 PM PST by JaguarXKE (Liberalism is a cancer on our nation.)
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To: dynachrome

Just when you think you’ve heard it all.......

God is overdue on dropping the curtain on this world.


22 posted on 01/31/2021 7:27:29 PM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith.....)
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To: dynachrome

I guess the shrinkage method isn’t enough to defeat this gizmo ?


23 posted on 01/31/2021 7:27:58 PM PST by csvset (tolerance becomes a crime when attached to evil)
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To: Secret Agent Man

“queer sex fantasy thing”

I would guess so. Your boyfriend won’t be cheating on you, however.


24 posted on 01/31/2021 7:28:10 PM PST by dynachrome ("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
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To: JaguarXKE

“I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

~HAL9000


25 posted on 01/31/2021 7:29:55 PM PST by dynachrome ("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
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To: Secret Agent Man

King Arthur was getting ready to go on a Quest. He was worried about leaving his beautiful Queen Guinevere alone with all those lonely Knights of the Round Table. So he went to his famous wizard, Merlin, for some advice.

After explaining his predicament to Merlin, the wizard looked thoughtful and said to come back in a week and he’d see if he could come up with something.

A week later King Arthur was back in Merlin’s laboratory where the good wizard was showing him his latest invention.
It was a chastity belt... except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place. “This is no good, Merlin!” the king exclaimed, “Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m’lady, the Queen?”

“Ah, sire, just observe.” said Merlin as he searched his cluttered workbench until he found what he was looking for. He then selected his most worn out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He then inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt whereupon a small guillotine blade came down and cut it neatly in two.

“Merlin, you are a genius!” said the grateful monarch, “Now I can leave, knowing that my Queen is fully protected.” After putting Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out upon his Quest.

Several years passed until he returned to Camelot. Immediately he assembled all his knights in the courtyard and had them drop their trousers for an informal ‘short arm’ inspection.
Sure enough! Each and every one of them was either amputated or damaged in some way. All of them except Sir Galahadhis.
“Sir Galahadhis,” exclaimed King Arthur, “The one and only true knight! Only you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in my power to grant you? Name it and it is yours!”

But Sir Galahadhis was speechless.


26 posted on 01/31/2021 7:30:23 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: dfwgator

:)


27 posted on 01/31/2021 7:31:40 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: dynachrome

Somebody like that should be allowed to have sex, must less reproduce.

Instead of his ‘member’ getting locked, he should be locked away, permanently. Stupid people like that do not belong in the general population.


28 posted on 01/31/2021 7:34:08 PM PST by adorno
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To: dfwgator

LOL


29 posted on 01/31/2021 7:34:18 PM PST by dynachrome ("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
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To: dynachrome

Poofter love.


30 posted on 01/31/2021 7:37:03 PM PST by crusty old prospector
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To: dynachrome

Ya, cuz self-control is too difficult........


31 posted on 01/31/2021 7:40:24 PM PST by G Larry (Authority is vested in those to whom it applies.)
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To: Secret Agent Man
This is some kind of queer sex fantasy thing.

Plausible explanation ...... we might also consider its some kind of weird transgender fixation.

The guy thinks he's a woman so he had to make his member disappear to "feel good" about himself.

32 posted on 01/31/2021 7:44:43 PM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. )
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To: dynachrome

HA!! We talked about this at a girls weekend once. A friend has a neighbor who runs a business holding keys to the lowtech version of chastity belts. Guys pay her $10/month to keep the key. She apparently makes enough money to quit her job...


33 posted on 01/31/2021 7:46:04 PM PST by pinkandgreenmom
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To: Liz

He could just over-eat for a year or two.;-)


34 posted on 01/31/2021 7:52:15 PM PST by crosdaddy
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To: dynachrome

Well, I guess we know why the Kraken didn’t get unleashed. Its cage door was hacked!


35 posted on 01/31/2021 7:52:51 PM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: dynachrome

FWIW, sexual perversion is not ”love”.


36 posted on 01/31/2021 7:55:30 PM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith.....)
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To: plain talk

Darn, They are out of stock, On both models. ......


37 posted on 01/31/2021 7:57:57 PM PST by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes. )
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To: dynachrome

No sex for a month? He should try marriage. A month is child’s play.


38 posted on 01/31/2021 8:03:37 PM PST by CASchack
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To: dynachrome

I have to wonder how long it would take ‘The Lockpicking Lawyer’ on YouTube to get it open?


39 posted on 01/31/2021 8:18:34 PM PST by hanamizu
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To: dynachrome
From the article:

"Other men reported similar incidents, including one who said that he received a text message from an anonymous number that declared: 'Your c**k is mine now.'

40 posted on 01/31/2021 8:19:09 PM PST by Salvavida
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