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'I've Been Shot!' Screams AOC As Ted Cruz Greets Her With Set Of Friendly Finger Guns
Babylon Bee ^ | 01/29/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/30/2021 8:43:23 AM PST by BipolarBob

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1 posted on 01/30/2021 8:43:23 AM PST by BipolarBob
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To: BipolarBob

Cue Sonny and Cher


2 posted on 01/30/2021 8:44:41 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: BipolarBob

Don’t laugh a lady was arrested up for exchanging Texas tech guns up finger salute on an airplane.


3 posted on 01/30/2021 8:49:08 AM PST by NWFree
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To: BipolarBob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxu7xLp4pnY&feature=emb_rel_end

Monty Python “The Holy Grail”

“COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!”


4 posted on 01/30/2021 9:06:40 AM PST by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit)
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To: BipolarBob
John told us to be nice...Mom said say something nice.

She has nice teeth....they're really big and perfect for her mouth.

5 posted on 01/30/2021 9:11:35 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: BipolarBob

It’s getting real hard these days to know whether this is satire or hard reporting.


6 posted on 01/30/2021 9:14:48 AM PST by BiglyCommentary
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To: BipolarBob

The Bee got me 2 days in a row!

Thx for not labeling it satire in the title. Makes it more fun!


7 posted on 01/30/2021 9:24:53 AM PST by lizma2
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To: BipolarBob

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.


8 posted on 01/30/2021 9:38:14 AM PST by Mat_Helm
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That line has been my tagline for 15 years on FR.


9 posted on 01/30/2021 9:57:19 AM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: BipolarBob

She clutches her ample bosom

Her only redeeming quality...


10 posted on 01/30/2021 9:59:57 AM PST by wardaddy ( IN 1999 JIM THOMPSON WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE BUSHES ...WE WERE WRONG)
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To: BenLurkin

“I got you Babe”?


11 posted on 01/30/2021 10:01:42 AM PST by AFreeBird
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To: BipolarBob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9tKwSboJeg&pbjreload=101


12 posted on 01/30/2021 10:13:00 AM PST by BipolarBob (USA - Born July 4, 1776. Died Jan. 20, 2021 in the Year of our Covid - a new error.)
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To: BiglyCommentary
"It’s getting real hard these days to know whether this is satire or hard reporting."

My easy rule of thumb is nothing is reporting.

13 posted on 01/30/2021 10:24:33 AM PST by mosaicwolf
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To: wardaddy

It’s not that ample :)


14 posted on 01/30/2021 10:34:29 AM PST by xp38
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To: mosaicwolf

My easy rule of thumb is going to be nothing is satire.


15 posted on 01/30/2021 10:34:36 AM PST by BiglyCommentary
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To: AFreeBird

Bang Bang My Baby Shot Me Down


16 posted on 01/30/2021 10:35:51 AM PST by xp38
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To: BipolarBob

It’s a sad commentary on our world when satire is so close to reality.

Good going BB.


17 posted on 01/30/2021 10:37:31 AM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith.....)
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"...She flopped to the ground and began going into convulsions..."

OK, that I would watch.

18 posted on 01/30/2021 12:33:55 PM PST by budj (Combat vet, 2nd of three generations.)
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To: BipolarBob

This article actually sounds more rationale than the things AOC actually says in real life.


19 posted on 01/30/2021 1:38:40 PM PST by Republican Wildcat
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20 posted on 01/30/2021 4:20:05 PM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free equal justice under the law will never exist in the USA)
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