[Diana in Wisconsin]

(Job application links are in the original article.)

[Repeal The 17th]

Can’t pay me enough to move to Canadia!

[ryderann]

Covered by Workman’s Comp?

[Pontiac]

Oh, and applicants who have an interest in candy, pop culture, and media will be given preference. Even better!!

I hate pop culture and media. With a passion!

I won’t even bother.

[AnotherUnixGeek]

The full-time position will net you $30 an hour, according to the Indeed listing, though you'll have to go to work in person, in Mississauga, ON, Canada.

That's a kind of industrial suburb of Toronto. Gee, twice the minimum wage to eat candy near Toronto. I'll pass.

[discostu]

If it was the perfect job it wouldn’t pay that much. Taste testing is tough. Gotta keep your palette clean, and you gotta eat what they put in front of you no matter your mood.

[frank ballenger]

perfect job....

What? And give up my career as mattress tester? Maybe part-time I guess.

[aimhigh]

Only if the job comes with an excellent dental plan.

[mylife]

[\/\/ayne]

I signed up for an ice cream survey and got paid to eat a lot of gourmet ice cream.

[Bonemaker]

“You Can Get Paid $30 An Hour To Eat Candy...”

I won’t say it.

[Carriage Hill]

$30/hr won’t even come close to covering the dentist and insulin costs. Forget it.

[AirForceMom]

I worked in a candy factory, Niagara Chocolates in Cheektowaga, N.Y. Believe me, it gets old fast. The chocolate smell penetrates your whole system. One month and I was done with chocolate lol.

[Veto!]

I hate candy.
Except xlnt Belgian chocolate purchased in Belgium. They bleep up exports.
If candy makers want to give me a ticket to Brussels and a room in a 5-star hotel, I’ll play.

[Freedom of Speech Wins]

Let me know when they have a remote, stay at home opening.

[SimpleJack]

I'm all in.

[BiteYourSelf]

Only if they supply me with gallons of insulin.

[napscoordinator]

Never in a million years.

[trebb]

Can you “specialize” in chocolates?