11 Flags Planted Along National Mall To Represent Average Biden Rally Attendance

The Babylon Bee ^ | Jan20,2021

[metmom]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a moving display of support for incoming president Joe Biden, eleven flags were planted in the National Mall to represent the average number of supporters he was able to round up for a rally during his campaign.

The spectacle made a powerful statement to the nation, showing everybody just how amazingly popular and beloved our new president is.

"This is about how many people would be here if D.C. weren't locked down," said an inaugural team member as he solemnly planted a flag into the grass along the National Mall. "Look at this beautiful display of support for the most popular president in history! Truly a beloved president and spectacular leader."

The flags were appropriately socially distanced and roughly looked like bored rally attendees watching Biden ramble incoherently. Many witnesses say the flags actually looked a little more lively than a Biden crowd, since they at least could flutter in the breeze and weren't able to fall asleep.

At publishing time, seven of the flags had been stolen and three others had been knocked over.

[dp0622]

That’s funny.

Except now he’s POTUS and that’s not funny

[Reverend Wright]

200,000 flags on the Mall instead of real people represents how biden earned 80 million “votes”

[Liz]

All of us including Trump seriously underestimated the Democraps evil tenacity unleashed by their power-madness (aided and abetted by rank hatred of Trump).

Dems orchestrated the 2020 steal way in advance. Detailed vote fraud methodologies were plotted.
The evil-doers each got their marching orders and stood ready to steal.

All we saw was hundreds of thousands of people at Trump rallies----who could forget the sea of Trump supporters in Butler, PA.

Jill Biden's campaign rally in a liquor store parking lot drew six people.

Kamala Harris had a rally in Las Vegas where nobody showed....and when the two candidates made their first appearance, again, nobody , showed up.

Biden couldnt draw a fly to his campaign stops. He had to resort to faked pics of him alighting from his plane, waving to an empty field.

[The Antiyuppie]

“200,000 flags on the Mall instead of real people represents how biden earned 80 million “votes”

I didn’t watch.

How on Earth did they Dems there resist the temptation to start a conflagration (uhhh..so to speak).

Even they must think this is going a bit overboard in “wrapping one’s self in flag”.

The good news is, it must have just killed the bastards to set them up.

[NoDRodee]

Are all the flags in new Jeeps

[Pigsley]

I wonder when the Ministry of Truth is going after the Bee. The Bee is so funny and full of reality, so they must be absorbed. Kommie Harris came to Phoenix for a rally and NOBODY showed up. It was funny. Not so funny now.

[The Antiyuppie]

“I wonder when the Ministry of Truth is going after the Bee. The Bee is so funny and full of reality, so they must be absorbed. Kommie Harris came to Phoenix for a rally and NOBODY showed up. It was funny. Not so funny now”

All descriptions and depictions of the event described above are being corrected as I write this.