Posted on 01/20/2021 2:13:39 PM PST by metmom
GREY HAVENS, LINDON—Rising from his chair in the White House, Trump took a deep breath, looked out the window one last time, and emerged. He saddled up his trusty steed, Shadowfax, and rode to the Grey Havens, where he will shortly board a ship into the West.
Flanked by his trusty companions Rudy Giulianifoot and the Lady of the Woods, Sydney Powell, Trump was quiet and reflective as he prepared to take his last journey out of the world and into Valinor, where he will live out his days in peace and immortality until the end of the world.
"I will diminish, and go into the West," he'd said finally after passing the test of Galadriel to see whether he would try to remain in office forever. "This will be the greatest voyage, maybe ever. But I shall remain Trump. The age of men and women in Middle-earth has ended. The age of many genders has begun. My time in Middle-earth is at an end."
After the ship had sailed into the West for a while, the grey-rain curtain turned all to silver glass and was rolled back, and he beheld white shores and beyond them a far green country under a swift sunrise. "Greenland!" he shouted with glee.
Now we are surrounded by orcs and trolls.
“Why Me?”
What does this mean. Is he going on a cruise..
It’s the Babylon Bee.
It means it’s just satire.
There’s nobody around anymore to say, “This shall not pass!”
Before I saw it was from the Bee, I thought this was another one of Laz’s short stories.
That is totally right!
That’s odd as the Chinese Monkey King is also Journeying to the West ...
It's nice that we can be together here at the end of it all. Too bad Sauron got that ring of power this time.
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