Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home

New York Post ^ | Yaron Steinbuch

[GQuagmire]

A “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle that the actress peddles on Goop exploded into flames in the living room of a UK woman who won the odoriferous product in a quiz, the Sun reported.

“The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere,” Jody Thompson, 50, told the outlet.

[BlackAdderess]

Well. Thats got Cardi B beat!

[joshua c]

All I can say is Ouch!

[DJ MacWoW]

Yes. And they accuse Trump of crudity. No one can beat a Dem at being disgusting in a Presidential setting.

[a fool in paradise]

Is THIS what went POOF in DC this morning canceling the Biden rehearsal?!!!

[a fool in paradise]

Are you colluding with aliens?!!

[RooRoobird20]

Gwyneth Paltrow sells v@gina and org@sm smelling candles, also all kinds of d*ldoes from her nasty, ridiculous web site. She’s a has-been concave-chested middle-aged former “starlet.” Her acting gigs are nonexistent so she tries to drum up publicity with her sleazy web site.

[joshua c]

Everybody knows Gwyneth has a dry gulch. Probably smells like lube.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Drippings from her internal syphilis chancre? Maybe a clap drip.

[shanover]

Been on FR for a good amount of years and thought I read it all.

I have been rendered "speechless" many times but this tops it.

I suppose we need to go to Laz for this one.

[Robert DeLong]

Yeah, I have lots of places to go to, but I will refrain frpm doing so. 8>)

[GaryCrow]

“The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere,” Jody Thompson, 50, told the outlet.

So the candle really is just like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina.

[dgbrown]

That would be a queef.

[cquiggy]

Did the candle explode ?
Or was it squirting ?

[Eleutheria5]

It’s a candle stick, and it smells like a hole? Dr. Freud. Paging Dr. Freud. Please come to the rec room. STAT.

[bobby.223]

Thanks!

[Vigilanteman]

There was a young lady named Alice,
Who used a TNT cap for a phallus,
They found her VJJ in South Carolina
and most of her anus in Dallas.

[pa_dweller]

Not what comes to mind when I think of crotch rocket.

[PGR88]

[odawg]

Thanks for a good laugh. It fits perfectly.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

I remember that joke.