Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home

New York Post ^ | Yaron Steinbuch

[GQuagmire]

A “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle that the actress peddles on Goop exploded into flames in the living room of a UK woman who won the odoriferous product in a quiz, the Sun reported.

“The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere,” Jody Thompson, 50, told the outlet.

[Atticus]

Reminds me of an old Eddy Murphy joke from his Delirious concert.

[doorgunner69]

“Where to begin.....”

Considering what sort of “woman” would want such a thing, question might be what was she trying to do with the thing?

Maybe plug it in and start it up?

[RetiredTexasVet]

Two cretins involved here: One who made the candle, one who used the candle.

[Noumenon]

Considering where it’s been...

[BradyLS]

I’ll bet it’s someone else’s—if it’s even anyone’s. Gweneth is probably certain hers doesn’t but wants her deluded fans to buy something they think does.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Stop the world.....I wanna get off! Ugh!

[colorado tanker]

From the headline I think this was about some trick she learned in Tijuana . . .

[gundog]

So, all of the others are faking?

[bobby.223]

It would smell like one of Bent Billy’s soggy cigars if that spitter Monica had one of her own.

[LukeL]

So it smells like a fish market?

[Richard Axtell]

This is the cultural and societal standards that we can expect in the future. Almost literally a dive into the cesspool of Bedlam.

[Jhadur]

Where is old Multiple Miggs now?

[GOYAKLA]

Billy T. used this, to track his wife when the lights were off.

[kaboom]

[God luvs America]

imagine the stink...

[doorgunner69]

“Where to begin.....”

Considering what sort of “woman” would want such a thing, question might be what was she trying to do with the thing?

Maybe plug it in and start it up?

[nevergore]

That’s just gross.....

[AuH2ORepublican]

Until such time as I depart this terrestrial realm, the first thing that will come to mind when remembering Bill Clinton’s presidency will be Clinton putting a cigar in his mouth and telling Monica “it tastes good.”

[DJ MacWoW]

She won it, she didn’t buy it. Question is did she WANT to “win” it. :-)

[Professional]

Dear Martians:

Many people on earth believe you exist. If you do, please Nuke the planet to prove it.

-We deserve it