Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home

New York Post ^ | Yaron Steinbuch

[GQuagmire]

A “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle that the actress peddles on Goop exploded into flames in the living room of a UK woman who won the odoriferous product in a quiz, the Sun reported.

“The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere,” Jody Thompson, 50, told the outlet.

[GQuagmire]

Where to begin.....

[Kriggerel]

If ever there was a need for proper headline-phrasing...

[Dilbert San Diego]

I’ll be back later to see the comments on this one........

[PROCON]

She’ll never get the fish smell out.

[TexasM1A]

Sounds like she is pretty methaney, feel sorry for her husband.

[Larry Lucido]

You aren’t supposed to light them.

[Toespi]

Well I will. Obviously, the only way to make a candle smell like a “V” is to use it there.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Did it come with complimentary ping pong balls ?

[lee martell]

Is the candle edible?
Asking for a friend.

[SE Mom]

So much potential here.

[nevergore]

Really!?!

Is there a Monica Lewinsky one? I know an ex-president in New York that would buy it...

[deport]

[TChad]

Stick to hats.

[DJ MacWoW]

Yup! He could use it to light his cigar.

[orlop9]

the poor gerbil

[The_Media_never_lie]

Glad it did not explode in her.....home. Oh, it did.

[bobby.223]

So does Paltrow squat over and and drip onto each one of these pussy candles to ‘mark her territory’ before it goes up for sale?

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Smelt like the outhouse door on a tuna boat.

[libh8er]

“This Smells Like My Vagina” candle

The vast majority of Republican senators should have this candle on display in their offices - with the label.

[libh8er]

And an especially large one in Mike Pence’s office.