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'Put The Vaccine In Chai': Netizens' Hilarious Ways To Speed Up COVID-19 Mass Vaccination
Republicworld ^ | 1/14 | Riya Baibhawi

Posted on 01/15/2021 11:11:03 AM PST by nickcarraway

India is all set to begin its mass inoculation drive against coronavirus on January 16. With just two days left for Phase 1 to begin, health authorities across the country have already practised dry runs and set up vaccination centres. Amidst all this, netizens have come up with their unique suggestions to vaccine the maximum number of people in the shortest possible time.

While the government aims to safeguard at least 30 crore residents against coronavirus with injection shots, netizens have now devised a way to inoculate cities at once. The whole Twitter conversation started after a user touted that put the vaccine in a staple food item and everyone would get it super fast. Soon #PutTheVaccineIn started trending prompting netizens to dish out hilarious suggestions.

One user wrote that put the vaccine in Rajma Chawal and whole north India would be vaccinated, highlighting the region’s love for one of the most popular the dishes. Meanwhile, another joked, “Put the vaccine in Paan and whole Kanpur would be vaccinated and streets would be disinfected too". Yet another took a jibe and wrote put the vaccine on relatives and everybody would get the vaccine.

According to various paramilitary top officials, paramedic staff and doctors will be vaccinated in the first phase followed by all paramilitary staff, which is close to about 10 lakh people. Around 25,000 total of all paramilitary paramedics and doctors will be vaccinated in the first phase. The Central Reserve Police Force (CRPF) sources claimed that 3,300 para-medics and doctors will get vaccinated in the first phase, while registration is currently on for the next phase. So far, a total of 1,92,000 CRPF jawans have been registered. CPRF is in the process of getting 1,55,000 more jawans registered for the second phase.


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1 posted on 01/15/2021 11:11:03 AM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

The vaccine is completely unstable.
It’s designed to be kept at extremely cold temps and they want to put it is chai lol


2 posted on 01/15/2021 11:17:21 AM PST by Lera (1 Corinthians 15:1-4)
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To: nickcarraway

Please watch and read the following.
The CDC, NIH, WHO have suppressed an effective early treatment of covid. You need to petition you governors to fix this. Ivermectin has been on the table since the first tests early this year from Australia. Dr Cory has testified before the Senate twice now. Also attached is latest from India and EVMS Dr Marik.

To the Goveners of this county, get your heads out of your ass and fix this... The people in DC will not.

Full Dr Cory Senate, Dec2020
https://vimeo.com/490351508

How India did it...
https://trialsitenews.com/an-unlikely-nation-is-kicking-this-pandemic-guess-which-then-why/
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/india/

EVMS Protocols (by Dr Marik)
https://www.evms.edu/media/evms_public/departments/internal_medicine/EVMS_Critical_Care_COVID-19_Protocol.pdf
https://www.evms.edu/media/evms_public/departments/internal_medicine/Marik-Covid-Protocol-Summary.pdf

If you can put this in front of your govener, please do so...

I am puting this out as much as I can, my version of an echo, feel free to copy at will...


3 posted on 01/15/2021 11:17:34 AM PST by Devils_Tower (media spin)
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To: nickcarraway

Hahahahaha dose unsuspecting populations hahahahaha /s


4 posted on 01/15/2021 11:23:36 AM PST by cmj328 (We live here.)
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To: nickcarraway
While the government aims to safeguard at least 30 crore residents

1 crore = 10,000,000, so 30 crore = 300,000,000.

5 posted on 01/15/2021 11:23:51 AM PST by KarlInOhio (The greatest threat to world freedom is the Chinese Communist Party and Joe Biden is their puppet.)
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To: nickcarraway

Put it in curry.........................


6 posted on 01/15/2021 11:25:00 AM PST by Red Badger (TREASON is the REASON for the SLEAZIN'.................................)
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To: nickcarraway

The vaccine has been contraindicated by the Indian government for anyone under 18, as well as anyone with a pre-existing condition such as heart problems or diabetes. For the rest, it will apparently be voluntary, and costs about Rs1000 to get it.


7 posted on 01/15/2021 11:28:24 AM PST by Little Pig
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The reason for that may be that the vaccine could cause the heart or diabetes patient’s immune system to attack own cells.


8 posted on 04/28/2021 2:12:06 AM PDT by Jyotishi (Seeking the truth, a fact at a time.)
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