[BipolarBob]

This is how it ends. The implosion of civilization before our eyes. I would say someone should chronicle this for future generations . . but what future generations? This feels like the end. And no, I don't feel fine.

[Still Thinking]

And what of the phone itself? You could beat someone over the head with it!

[mass55th]

I know this is satire, but why isn’t Apple removing the games in their App Store that could be used to incite violence?

[Olog-hai]

This is the way Tim Crook thinks.

[LeoTDB69]

Everyone should mass download some app and spam it with bannable stuff to make Apple remove it.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Remember when Apple did this during the 4 years of Antifa violence? Neither do I.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Cell phones have been used numerous times to carry out acts of violence, too. Will Apple ban them?

[dfwgator]

Since when is Joe Rogan on our side?

[DUMBGRUNT]

Settings: Can get really frustrated trying to navigate iOS and be incited to violence

Visiting a friend and I hear wailing, weeping, gnashing of teeth...

Their daughter, a teacher convinced him to go Apple and it was not going well for him!

I guess he just wasn't thinking differently?

[Mat_Helm]

THE NEW IPHONE 2021

[1_Rain_Drop]

I am saddened to read that this is from Bab-Bee. I was hoping this was true that Apple removed all of their apps.
Today I was looking at my “free” Iphone and was wondering how to remove all those apps that I do not need. Maybe I’ll just sharpie them out.
sigh....

[InterceptPoint]

Someone should submit the Violence Plus App. It’s only use is to provide a convenient platform for organizing future Antifa-BLM For a Good Cause Domestic Violence.

After all, the Left, and that includes Apple, do understand the difference between good and bad domestic violence.

[doorgunner69]

Surely the homosexual “cruising” and hookup searches are still going strong.

What would Apple be without the chairman’s own leading the charge?

[The MAGA-Deplorian]

The implosion of civilization before our eyes. I would say someone should chronicle this for future generations . . but what future generations? This feels like the end. And no, I don't feel fine.

Yeah. I mean deplatforming compares to the Civil War, WWI, Spanish Flu, Great Depression, The Dust Bowl and WWII combined!

Its called pick up a book and turnoff anything that requires a screen. Then punch yourself real hard in the nuts and reboot!

Stop your Johnny Fontaine blubbering! MAN UP! Go read Last Stands - Why Men Fight When All Is Lost!

[SaxxonWoods]

The only way to end Apple violence is to end Apple.

[a fool in paradise]

Fake but accurate

[vigilante2]

Since any of them can be used by Trump supporters to communicate with each other

[stevio]

Again, one of those stories that you’re not really sure if its satire or not.