Danish Network Launches Children’s Show About a Man with a Giant Penis

Decider ^ | January 6, 2021 | Claire Spellberg

[Governor Dinwiddie]

In completely bizarre news, Danish network DR has launched a new children’s series about a man with a penis so enormous, he can barely control it. The new series, John Dillermand, follows a man who puts his record-setting penis to good use in rescue operations, money-making schemes, and cooking demonstrations in order to teach kids the importance of overcoming hardship and celebrating diverse bodies. Because, you know, apparently watching a TV show about a man with a giant schlong is the best way to get those lessons across.

As The Guardian reports, the DR’s new series has provoked quite a bit of debate. John Dillermand isn’t exactly an exercise in subtlety — “diller” means “penis” in Danish, and “Dillermand” translates to “penis-man” — and many parents and academics are worried that it projects a negative message, particularly in the wake of the #MeToo movement. “It’s perpetuating the standard idea of a patriarchal society and normalizing ‘locker room culture’ … that’s been used to excuse a lot of bad behavior from men,” Christian Groes, a gender researcher, told The Guardian. “It’s meant to be funny – so it’s seen as harmless. But it’s not. And we’re teaching this to our kids.”

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Say hello to 2021. Just when you thought the day couldn't get any worse …

[Tijeras_Slim]

Can’t even begin to approach the screwing we got today.

[RC one]

That’s what the left calls “progress”.

[bobby.223]

SCHLONGED!!!

[ClearCase_guy]

The guy sounds like a real dick.

[PGR88]

[dfwgator]

Why don’t they just show that Cyanide and Happiness video.

[cdcdawg]

I can already guess some things about the people producing this show.

[Starcitizen]

Is it called Divinci’s Notebook?

[Secret Agent Man]

I have mixed feelings about this

The left tends to dislike it, so....

“It” being The show, and, apparently, a nice long d1ck as well

When they stop living in tall buildings, they may earn a shred of cred...

[RedMonqey]

"“John Dillermand isn’t exactly an exercise in subtlety — “diller” means “penis” in Danish”"



Phyllis Diller, anyone?

[wally_bert]

Weird as well.

[BitWielder1]

To give all young boys a complex.

[Chode]

ya gotta be kiddin me...

[Bonemaker]

"...overcoming hardship..."

[Preachin']

In the early 1990s I spent six weeks in Denmark on military training with the Danes. In the stores they would raise the comic books too high for kids to reach, but all the porn magazines were placed at their eye level. Imaging what you think explicit porn is, and multiply it by ten. They didn’t keep paper over the cover to keep peering eyes out. The stuff was right on the front cover. So, really, this isn’t anything new.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

It was a small, natural step from the Little Mermaid to the Giant Schlonged Man...

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Many parents and academics are worried that “Dillermand” (“penis-man”) projects a negative message

They should be worried. Everybody knows that it isn't only a MAN who can have a penis. "Dillermand" just perpetuates old stereotypes.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Phyllis says "Thank GOD that they shortened the old man's name at Ellis Island!"

[Alas Babylon!]

...and cooking demonstrations...

I'm not sure I'd want to eat anything prepared by a man's giant penis.

John, keep it in your pants and just use a spatula and tongs, kay?