A teacher goes around in her class asking each of the kids what they need at home.
Joey says, “A computer.”
The teacher replies, “That would be very useful.”
Jenny says, “A new lawn mower.”
The teacher again replies, “That would also be very useful.”
Little Johnny pops up and says, “At my house we don't need anything!”
The teacher asks him to think again carefully, as everybody needs something.
Little Johnny replies, “No, I'm sure we don't. When Biden was elected, I clearly remember my dad saying, ‘Well, that's the last f**king thing we needed!’”
“I’m interested in buying a refrigerator.”
Nice. I’m going to use that first chance I get.
I am nearing age 81, and can still fit in my wedding suit from age 25. Losing weight is easy if you keep your metabolism high. And only way to that is daily exercise.
The Patriots in DC make me proud to be an American. They are huddling in there offices and in the Capitol.
What a coincidence! I was in a Wal-Mart store today that sells only Cheap Chinese crap, nothing else..............
Just yesterday, I was in a store and one of the clerks was a young woman with short, bright-green hair. I went to another store and two of the clerks were young women, one with bright rose-pink hair, the other with purple hair. None of them seemed very happy, but maybe their masks just made it seem that way.
When ever my cell phone or land line phone rings I say “Hello’’.
Often I’ll have the person at the other end say “Who’s this?’’
I reply “I don’t know. I can’t see you’’ and I hang up.