[Steve_Seattle]

Just yesterday, I was in a store and one of the clerks was a young woman with short, bright-green hair. I went to another store and two of the clerks were young women, one with bright rose-pink hair, the other with purple hair. None of them seemed very happy, but maybe their masks just made it seem that way.

[RckyRaCoCo]

There is nothing wrong with your television set.
Do not attempt to adjust the picture.
We are controlling transmission.
If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume.
If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper.
We will control the horizontal.
We will control the vertical.
We can roll the image, make it flutter.
We can change the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity.
For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear.
We repeat: There is nothing wrong with your television set.
You are about to participate in a great adventure.
You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to...
The Outer Limits.