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Kamala Harris Recalls How As A Little Girl She Helped Slaves Escape On The Undewgwound Wailwoad
Babylon Bee ^ | 1/5/2020 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/05/2021 11:27:57 AM PST by mmichaels1970

U.S.—Kamala Harris chuckles as she tells the story. Not the chuckle of an insincere politician making up a story to appeal to her base, but the chuckle of a warm, loving woman. The kind of chuckle you would chuckle while hanging out with your family or locking up non-violent drug offenders for decades.

She recalled in her interview with The Babylon Bee how as a little girl she helped slaves escape to the North on the "undewgwound wailwoad." (Did we mention how warm and sincere she was? It was like talking to your best bud).

"My parents were pushing me in a stroller," she says, cackling -- no, chuckling -- "and I must have gotten loose somehow." (At the time, there weren't any safety regulations on strollers, so this is not her parents' fault, just to be clear). "Anyway, I wandered away down to the Deep South and began helping slaves get to the free states. When my parents found me years later, they were understandably upset. They said, 'Kamala! What are you doing!?'"

She chuckled again.

"I replied, 'I'm hewping swaves escape on da undewground wailwoad, mommy!'" Harris then revealed that one of the slaves she helped escape grew up to be none other than Albert Einstein.

Harris, with her likable laugh and authentic demeanor, went on to tell the story of how she helped "Abwaham Winkon" draft the "Emancipation Pwocwamation" and how she refused to give up her seat on a bus, launching the "Civil wights" movement.


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To: mmichaels1970

Hard to believe this uslurper is so close to the Presidency.


41 posted on 01/05/2021 2:46:31 PM PST by deadrock (<img src="WIDTH420WIDTH420.jpeg" width="420">)
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To: mmichaels1970

somewhere along the line someone got wailwoaded...


42 posted on 01/05/2021 2:48:14 PM PST by heavy metal (your reward will be in heaven not on your paycheck...)
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To: Fiddlstix

"Yes, Hunter Bwiden is on for Fwiday."

43 posted on 01/05/2021 3:11:54 PM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. s)
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To: Fiddlstix

AND he helicopter was shot down over Iraq. She was there.


44 posted on 01/05/2021 3:14:39 PM PST by Organic Panic (Flinging poo is not a valid argument)
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