(Has anyone checked on Francisco Franco lately?
“She weren’t breathin’, then she was breathin’! Blimey!”
Update: She ain't dead
Anyone know the tax implications of being dead, then being alive? Is she dispossessed of all her property?
Whatever.
Alive, dead... she’s still of the same importance.
She was hot as “Sheena” but I suffered through the whole
movie without ONE dang upskirt shot. What a waste.
I imagine she is the most relieved of all
“I feel like dancing!”
“No you don’t... look... can you come back in a few hours?”
“You only live twice
Or so it seems”
BELIEVE NOTHING. You’ll be right 95% of the time.
“..Can’t you hang around a bit? - She’ll be stone dead in a moment...”
Like of like in the Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I’m feeling much better now!
I sure hope she has fun with it like the late actor Abe Vigoda did with his decades of death rumors.
Since when is a mistake by a pr flack “stunning”?
Still paying a publicist?
Oops.
We live in an age of mostly peaceful protests, and mostly dead actresses.
she was just hanging out with jeffrey epstein...
move along...
nothing to believe here...
“(He) got better”
— Trapper John
...And all of a sudden, there was a rush in sales and streaming for all the movies that Tayna had a part in.
This resulted in an unexpected windfall of passive income.
No one could be more surprised and even delighted than Tanya herself. “OMG! I hope nobody thinks I faked my death on purpose just to produce a Nostalgia Sale. Do I look like somebody who would do that? Ha-Ha Haa!”
They gotta get the Coroner from the Wizard of Oz to come in and confirm the death he is VERY reliable