Posted on 12/17/2020 5:42:33 PM PST by simpson96
Parents usually think long and hard for the perfect names or nicknames to give their new baby, but sometimes they make some bizarre choices that leave their poor kids scratching their heads. (snip) Let’s take a look at some of the best funny names from across the world.
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Marijuana Pepsi Jackson -Sometimes a name comes along that sounds like someone came up with it during a wild party. But despite what you may think, Marijuana Pepsi Jackson is an actual Ph.D holder and educational professional from the U.S.A.
KVIIIlyn - Speaking of numbers in someone’s name, Jessica Mavis from Gold Coast thought it would be clever to replace the ‘ait’ sound in the perfectly regular baby girl name Kaitlyn with the number eight. But a regular old ‘8’ wasn’t unique enough for Jessica, who stuck in the Roman numeral VIII and so little KVIIIlyn was christened!
Tokyo Sexwale (snip)
Batman Bin Suparman (snip)
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop (snip)Speaking of criminals with funny real names, this next person seems to keep ending up on the wrong side of the law. In 2016, he was arrested for assaulting an officer, despite having been previously shot by a stun gun. He was also arrested in 2012 and 2013 for drug and weapon charges. Mr. Zopittybop-Bop-Bopp has his name legally changed in 2011 from the perfectly normal Jeffrey Wilschke, before embarking on his crime spree. Maybe he should have chosen a less memorable name!
Crystal Metheny (snip)
Edward Cocaine
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La-a
“Ladasha”
Because the dash don’t be silent!
Marijuana Pepsi Jackson -Sometimes a name comes along that sounds like someone came up with it during a wild party. But despite what you may think, Marijuana Pepsi Jackson is an actual Ph.D holder and educational professional from the U.S.A
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I can see this. I can so totally see Marijuana’ Pepsi Jackson teaching Wynyns Studies at some liberal arts college.
Now how could anyone arrest Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop?
Seriously. He looks just exactly like Jesus Christ.
The comedian WC Fields liked to spread his money around. So he’d open up bank accounts in different cities, using different fictitious names. Here’s some of them: Cholmonley Frampton-Blythe, Aristotle Hoop, Ludovic Fishpond, Figley E. Whitesides, Sneed Hearn.
https://commonplacefacts.wordpress.com/2014/12/12/a-bank-account-in-every-city/
Real first name, real person....
Shithead....pronounced Shi-THEE-ad.
[Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop]
Say what you will, but that’s a 70 word-score in Scrabble!
There are some (IMHO) really bizarre American names which seem to be associated with a certain ethnicity:
—LaDavid , LaRobert, LaVance, DeAndre, LaBrian
—Ronique (Yes, there is a pro athlete with this name!! My husband’s name is Ron (Ronald), but I sometimes call him Ronique, which I refer to as his stripper name LMAO)
—Hyena
—Fashina (pronounced as fasheena, which is also how Italians pronounce the word “vagina.”)
Not making this up: I watched an episode of “Flea Market Flip,” and the team of two young black women were named Hyena and Fashina. It was a hilarious episode, and my husband was truly horrified.
Moon Unit Zappa
how about nosmo king from the waiting room no smoking
I had an optometrist in Davenport IA about 40 years ago. His last name was Wink. Yes, Dr Wink the eye doctor.
Also back in the olden days of Iowa Six-on-Six girls basketball there was a girl with the actual name: Fonda Dix
knew someone named dusty
dusty rhoads
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick ... the 2 gay Irish guys.
Also had a friend who’s wife worked at the maternity unit in a hospital with a significant African American clientele. One of the new mothers named her newborn girl “Pajama.” She said she got it from the Sear catalog. She thought it was beautiful. Of course she pronounced it “PAJJ-uh-muh.”
how about dr. mata (dr kills)
Yeah that’s why I named my kid Oliver boliver butt...
[Yes, Dr Wink the eye doctor.]
That’s like an ice cream man named “Cone”!
Or a library cop named, “Bookman”!
I was watching QVC about 20 years ago, and the hostess took a call from a customer. As per usual, the hostess said, “We have a caller from Kentucky. Thank you so much for calling, what is your name?”
Woman caller: “Walterine.”
The hostess was visibly and momentarily startled, but she kept smiling and said, “My what a lovely name, Walterine, thank you for shopping with QVC.”
I loved that name so much I named one of my cats “Walterine.” She was jet black and was the sweetest cat ever.
“There are some (IMHO) really bizarre American names which seem to be associated with a certain ethnicity”
While not quite strange I did know two men, twins born in 1945, with somewhat unique names. Their father demanded his sons have heroes names. So they were named General Douglas MacArthur Moses and General George Smith Patton Moses.
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