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Florida Rapper, 32, Dies when Window falls on his Neck in Freak Accident as he was Trying to Break into a Home
Daily Mail (U.K.) ^ | December 15, 2020 | Ariel Zibler

Posted on 12/15/2020 4:48:05 PM PST by Cecily

A budding rapper and father to five children died after a window of a home he was trying to burglarize collapsed onto his neck, leaving his body dangling outside of the house, according to sheriff’s deputies.

Jonathan Hernandez, 32, was trying to burglarize a home in the southwestern Florida town of Lehigh Acres on Saturday when the fatal accident occurred, investigators said.

As Hernandez scaled the wall of the home, he opened a window and was in the process of climbing through when it slammed down onto his neck, according to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office.

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TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1moretime; darwin; floridaman; justdesserts; kia; qanon; rapper
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To: EvilCapitalist

“Well he spent all of his money on tattoos, so he had to burglarize a house to feed them somehow.”

He thanked you for feeding his kids.


61 posted on 12/15/2020 5:17:28 PM PST by TexasGator (Z1z)
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To: Cecily

“...A budding rapper...”

100’s of thousands of budding rappers in the Naked City.


62 posted on 12/15/2020 5:20:28 PM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: lepton

So, what you’re trying to say is, he’s a well hung rapper😁


63 posted on 12/15/2020 5:20:54 PM PST by Keyhopper (Indians had bad immigration laws)
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To: Cecily
"Budding rapper."

Is that supposed to be a compliment, or a grand jury indictment?

64 posted on 12/15/2020 5:21:12 PM PST by Jeepers43
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To: Jane Long

Community college too!


65 posted on 12/15/2020 5:23:19 PM PST by Rebelbase (A COVID misanthrope.)
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To: dfwgator

By Sargent Stedenko no doubt.

Talk about good memories. Drive-in Theater just outside Boston. Summer nights. Up in Smoke and The Warriors double feature.


66 posted on 12/15/2020 5:23:20 PM PST by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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To: EvilCapitalist
It could have been like in the movie Ghost.

I was thinking GHOST SHIP opening scene. Most disturbing thing I've ever seen in a movie.

67 posted on 12/15/2020 5:23:38 PM PST by LittleBillyInfidel (This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
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To: Cecily

it’s o.k., Stacy Abrams can fill out his absentee ballot.


68 posted on 12/15/2020 5:23:49 PM PST by Redmen4ever
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To: Cecily

Florida Man!


69 posted on 12/15/2020 5:24:40 PM PST by old-ager (anti-new-ager)
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To: old-ager

70 posted on 12/15/2020 5:26:02 PM PST by Governor Dinwiddie (Guide me, O thou great redeemer, pilgrim through this barren land.)
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To: Cecily

Florida Man!


71 posted on 12/15/2020 5:26:33 PM PST by old-ager (anti-new-ager)
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To: freedomlver
Quite the role model for his 5 children.

That he knew of.

72 posted on 12/15/2020 5:27:19 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Cecily

If he had learned to code he wouldn’t have such problems with Windows.


73 posted on 12/15/2020 5:29:07 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Who built the cages, Joe?)
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To: Professional

It looked to me like an Australian worksite safety film I once saw.


74 posted on 12/15/2020 5:30:29 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Who built the cages, Joe?)
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To: dfwgator

He was a head of the competition.


75 posted on 12/15/2020 5:31:43 PM PST by Carry me back (Cut the feds by 90%)
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To: Cecily

That’s no way to get ahead in life.


76 posted on 12/15/2020 5:32:41 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Cecily
Once I tried to rob, and it was a gas
Soon got killed by a pane of glass
Seemed like the real thing only to find
A slammin' window, muh head's left behind


77 posted on 12/15/2020 5:33:07 PM PST by EinNYC
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To: BookmanTheJanitor
Alice Cooper made it look so easy.


78 posted on 12/15/2020 5:34:50 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Who built the cages, Joe?)
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To: Governor Dinwiddie

Was he selling advertising on his face and neck?


79 posted on 12/15/2020 5:36:23 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Who built the cages, Joe?)
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To: Ann Archy

Whole Foods would’ve. The tattoos are a job requirement


80 posted on 12/15/2020 5:37:43 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Who built the cages, Joe?)
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