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Florida Rapper, 32, Dies when Window falls on his Neck in Freak Accident as he was Trying to Break into a Home
Daily Mail (U.K.) ^ | December 15, 2020 | Ariel Zibler

Posted on 12/15/2020 4:48:05 PM PST by Cecily

A budding rapper and father to five children died after a window of a home he was trying to burglarize collapsed onto his neck, leaving his body dangling outside of the house, according to sheriff’s deputies.

Jonathan Hernandez, 32, was trying to burglarize a home in the southwestern Florida town of Lehigh Acres on Saturday when the fatal accident occurred, investigators said.

As Hernandez scaled the wall of the home, he opened a window and was in the process of climbing through when it slammed down onto his neck, according to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1moretime; darwin; floridaman; justdesserts; kia; qanon; rapper
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To: beethovenfan

beethovenfan wrote:
Darwin award candidate.

Unfortunately, he already has children, so, no, no Darwin award for him.


101 posted on 12/15/2020 6:09:40 PM PST by ro_dreaming (Chesterton, 'Christianity has not been tried and found wanting. It's been found hard and not tried')
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To: BookmanTheJanitor; BenLurkin

Ha,ha,ha,this is why I love FR. The creative, funny people.


103 posted on 12/15/2020 6:14:58 PM PST by Pining_4_TX (I'm old enough to remember when you actually had to be able to do something to be hired to do it.)
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To: Hieronymus
Leaves behind five kids.

And how many wives? That's a lot of social security benefits.

104 posted on 12/15/2020 6:19:34 PM PST by ladyjane
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To: ladyjane

The home owner didn’t want to keep the kids?


105 posted on 12/15/2020 6:29:06 PM PST by Colt1851Navy (What was wrong with Nixon?)
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To: EvilCapitalist

Ass-pie-ring wrapper ‘Car-mu’.?


106 posted on 12/15/2020 6:35:05 PM PST by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: BookmanTheJanitor

See what you did there.


107 posted on 12/15/2020 6:36:35 PM PST by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: Hieronymus

Can we claim as dependents?


108 posted on 12/15/2020 6:37:48 PM PST by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: BookmanTheJanitor

That’s hysterical


109 posted on 12/15/2020 6:40:49 PM PST by dkGba (God Bless America dkGba)
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To: Carry me back

It’s a shame he wasn’t more headstrong.


110 posted on 12/15/2020 6:41:33 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Cecily

I’m just ... never mind, I can’t add any relevant comments to this conversation - they write themselves here 😆😆😆😆😆


111 posted on 12/15/2020 6:50:30 PM PST by Spacetrucker (George Washington didn't use his freedom of speech to defeat the British - HE SHOT THEM .. WITH GUNS)
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To: beethovenfan

Candidate my A$$! He’s a Decade Award Winner!


112 posted on 12/15/2020 6:52:31 PM PST by Spacetrucker (George Washington didn't use his freedom of speech to defeat the British - HE SHOT THEM .. WITH GUNS)
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To: EinNYC

I’m offended that you posted that nut-job, Trump-hating has-been, barely-ever-was trollop. NO INTERNETS FOR YOU!


113 posted on 12/15/2020 6:55:06 PM PST by Spacetrucker (George Washington didn't use his freedom of speech to defeat the British - HE SHOT THEM .. WITH GUNS)
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To: Cecily
I hate when houses are racist. The house made the window fall on his neck.

Father of 5? 5 different Hoes? How many did he have with other unknown hoes?

114 posted on 12/15/2020 6:55:20 PM PST by Deplorable American1776 (We might be DEPLORABLES, but we don't CHEAT like Dems)
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To: Cecily

He lost by a neck.


115 posted on 12/15/2020 6:58:20 PM PST by bunkerhill7 (That`s 464 people per square foot! Is this corrrect?? It's NYC.)
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To: ladyjane

Wives? Surely you jest.


116 posted on 12/15/2020 7:10:31 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (We must FIGHT, I repeat it sir, we must FIGHT! -Patrick Henry)
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To: Hieronymus

5 kids that he knew of... how many he he have that isn’t known?


117 posted on 12/15/2020 7:16:34 PM PST by Deplorable American1776 (We might be DEPLORABLES, but we don't CHEAT like Dems)
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To: bramps

Framed? LOL... Funny..


118 posted on 12/15/2020 7:20:40 PM PST by Deplorable American1776 (We might be DEPLORABLES, but we don't CHEAT like Dems)
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To: Governor Dinwiddie

Darn it... He looks like someone I would hire for an accountant position... 😀


119 posted on 12/15/2020 7:23:20 PM PST by Deplorable American1776 (We might be DEPLORABLES, but we don't CHEAT like Dems)
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To: Cecily

Ghetto guillotine.


120 posted on 12/15/2020 7:37:20 PM PST by IronJack
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