Posted on 12/15/2020 2:38:17 PM PST by simpson96
A man died over the weekend after a window closed on him while attempting to burglarize a Florida home.
Jonathan Hernandez, 32, died Saturday while breaking into a Lehigh Acres home by climbing through the window, which slammed on him, according to a report by WBBH, an NBC affiliated station serving the Jacksonville.
Hernandez was dead by the time deputies arrived.
Hernandez’s family members were surprised by the news of his death saying that they had never known him to act in this manner.
Family and friends are hoping an investigation will get them answers to Hernandez’s strange behavior.
(Excerpt) Read more at orlandosentinel.com ...
Damn! Now that he’s dead, he will probably vote democrat at least five times in every election.
There was a case where a couple of burglers were injured or killed trying to break into a warehouse a decade or so ago and they sued and won because it was a dangerous situation that should not have been there.
There was also a guy that got tired of his shop being burgled, so he set up a booby trap with a shotgun at the back door. Sure enough, it worked and one of them died. The owner went to prison for it.
Apparently you can’t set up a booby trap using deadly force. I honestly don’t know why not, though.
I’m so stealing that.
Oh, I love happy endings.
Eyes very dilated!
“Duarte said from the moment she saw the house in person, something didn’t seem right. “Soon as I got there I’m like, there’s no way. This isn’t what happened,” she said.”
They’re awaiting the call of a good ambulamps chaser. Eagerly anticipating a payday they can shoot each other over.
Prison is no excuse for bad tattoo
Apparently he was a “rapper” that explains alot.
More details
-Florida rapper, 32, dies when window falls on his neck in freak accident as he was trying to break into a home
-Jonathan Hernandez, 32, died while trying to burglarize home, investigators say
-Hernandez ‘climbed into window of home’ in Lehigh Acres, Florida, on Saturday
-But window collapsed on his neck, killing him, Lee County Sheriff’s Office said
-Hernandez leaves behind a fiancee, Patricia Duarte, and their five children
-Duarte said her fiance was a rapper and performer who went by name ‘Taz UFO’
-She denies he tried to burglarize home and is calling for a ‘proper investigation’
Yeah, sure.
Looks like a clown with the IQ of a dog turd.
“I know a guy who will know everything there is to know about getting that window off of you. You mind if I give give him a call? Sir? Sir?”
SHoulda shot him too... just to be sure...
AND he’d try to knock the price down 500 bucks too...
Yeah, he not a burglar. He be daid!
Dang, I was hopin to see a picture of him still in the window.
Kind of like a giant mouse trap. Ha, ha!
Very ordinary window and house? Freak accident.
Nice eyeshadow and lipstick.
He probably did that on November 3rd.
Ha ha. That’s what I thought about too.
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