Posted on 12/15/2020 2:38:17 PM PST by simpson96
A man died over the weekend after a window closed on him while attempting to burglarize a Florida home.
Jonathan Hernandez, 32, died Saturday while breaking into a Lehigh Acres home by climbing through the window, which slammed on him, according to a report by WBBH, an NBC affiliated station serving the Jacksonville.
Hernandez was dead by the time deputies arrived.
Hernandez’s family members were surprised by the news of his death saying that they had never known him to act in this manner.
Family and friends are hoping an investigation will get them answers to Hernandez’s strange behavior.
(Excerpt) Read more at orlandosentinel.com ...
What must his family look like if that isn’t strange?!
I see what you did there.
Let me fix that...
“After he voted for Joe Biden 50 times.”
Yeah, he was getting ready for medical school. That's the ticket. Just look at him! Does that look like the face of a street criminal?
The same place they sell the load of double-aught a burglar might trip and fall on in my house.
Here we have another: Darwin Award Winner!:
The Darwin Awards are a tongue-in-cheek honor, originating in Usenet newsgroup discussions around 1985. They recognize individuals who have supposedly contributed to human evolution by selecting themselves out of the gene pool via death or sterilization by their own actions.
A new hero for the BLM Crowd.
Poster child of AOC voter.
HAHAHHAHAHHA!!! The family had NO IDEA....period. ANYONE who looks like this is a LOSER, and most likely a CRIMINAL>
With the face and neck tattoos I would have ecpected him to be more of an armed robber, thus surprising everyone with a burglary.
When God closes a window, well...your time's up.
He looks like a very nice young man.
All the face tats just make prospective employers want to line up to hire him. RIP.
Well... Bye...
No loss to society. Tax payers won’t be funding his stay at the local hoosegaw...
The detective looks like a younger, slimmer Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars...! Or even maybe Bruce Willis...
It was an assault window. Dims will be banning them soon.
Wow! Where in heck can I get such windows???
DANG!
Hmm. How about that.
I’m sure many a circus or carnival would offer him a job. Being that he’s a Florida Man, he can just go to Gibsonton and check out the job postings.
Turned out to be a real pane ...... (sorry.)
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