The Borg will assimilate you. (Star Trek)
To: dynachrome
I do not need them to tell me if I’m condescending, opinionated, or fat.
2 posted on
12/14/2020 4:35:18 PM PST by
Reno89519
(Buy American, Hire American! End All Worker Visa Programs. Replace Visa Workers w/ American Workers)
To: dynachrome
Hey, man, it’s just my opinion, and you’re probably too stupid to really understand this, but I’m pretty fat.
3 posted on
12/14/2020 4:41:55 PM PST by
ClearCase_guy
(If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
To: dynachrome; md1986; Steve1999; rustyweiss74
Does it tell you if you're a spambot blog pimp? Because I, um, know some people...
4 posted on
12/14/2020 4:42:16 PM PST by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: dynachrome
Does it run its analysis through filters based on politics and “intersectionality” before offering it?
Because I bet there’s a built-in bias against straight, white, conservative males to take their egos down a peg.
6 posted on
12/14/2020 4:43:25 PM PST by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: dynachrome
#4 isn’t directed at you, OP.
7 posted on
12/14/2020 4:43:33 PM PST by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: dynachrome
Unless you’re fat or opinionated!
8 posted on
12/14/2020 4:44:13 PM PST by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: dynachrome
Yeah, but that’s only Joy Behar’s Halo.
9 posted on
12/14/2020 4:45:32 PM PST by
LittleBillyInfidel
(This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
To: dynachrome
Who would buy such a product?
12 posted on
12/14/2020 4:49:02 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
To: dynachrome
I’m all of the above. I don’t need your device.
14 posted on
12/14/2020 4:55:47 PM PST by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(Democrats are the slumlords of American politics )
To: dynachrome
Who would be stupid or insecure enough to offer this device houseroom?
15 posted on
12/14/2020 4:55:48 PM PST by
JayGalt
(You can't teach a donkey how to tap dance. Nemo me impune lacessit!)
To: dynachrome
Amazon’s Halo Device Will Tell You If You’re Condescending, Opinionated, or Fat
16 posted on
12/14/2020 4:56:45 PM PST by
ETL
(REAL Russia collusion! DEMOCRAT-Russia collusion!! Click ETL...)
To: dynachrome
Give one to Oprah and Whoopie to test, see if it works.
18 posted on
12/14/2020 5:02:23 PM PST by
GreatRoad
('In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act' )
To: dynachrome
I don’t need no stinking device to analyze me. I know I’m fat, opinionated, and condescending already.
20 posted on
12/14/2020 5:07:05 PM PST by
mass55th
("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne )
To: dynachrome
Amazon will know everything you do.... everything... like how many wipes it takes uncle Frank to clean his rear... then send out toilet paper when it calculates when he’s getting close to running out.
22 posted on
12/14/2020 5:08:14 PM PST by
dragonblustar
( Fight the China take over!!!!!)
To: dynachrome
My wife does all that for free.
23 posted on
12/14/2020 5:19:05 PM PST by
Gamecock
("The prosperity gospel is exactly like marrying someone for their money." -Sean Demars)
To: dynachrome
So it will tell you whether or not you’re a DemocRAT. Nice!
26 posted on
12/14/2020 6:02:22 PM PST by
jerod
(Nazi's were essentially Socialist in Hugo Boss uniforms... Get over it!)
To: All
As if I need some damn Bezos (or Apple, or Google) Infernal Machine to tell me that!!!
To: dynachrome
To: dynachrome
Heh, amazon still sells mood rings
29 posted on
12/14/2020 8:02:49 PM PST by
Steven Tyler
(President Elect Steven Tyler)
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