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Why do the Dead always vote Democrat?
BEJ

Posted on 12/11/2020 5:58:17 PM PST by BEJ

Why do the dead always vote Democrat? Are they braindead zombies? Yes.

Do swamp creatures have the same viral infection as Zombies, though not coming from bats from the Wu Han swamp? Yes.

Barrette, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, Roberts, Barr, Kempt are all swamp creature because they have compromised to get where they have got to. They play the game of the swamp. As such they are not trustworthy. In the swamp it is an eat or be eaten world and, like the Democrat zombies, they are sneaky, cowardly predators. Are they infected? Yes. Their infection causes them to lose a spine.


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To: BEJ

because at the point of death, all brain functions cease.


21 posted on 12/11/2020 6:55:01 PM PST by JohnBrowdie
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To: himno hero

That’s funny! I got a good chuckle from that one.


22 posted on 12/11/2020 6:56:11 PM PST by BEJ
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To: ETCM

Touched by your post. My sister voted for Biden, is in terrible health, and doesn’t speak to me anymore. Oh well.


23 posted on 12/11/2020 6:58:32 PM PST by Veto! (Political Correctness Offends Me)
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To: BEJ

The deceased always vote D, often several times over, because they’ve lived full lives and thus acquired great wisdom. /s


24 posted on 12/11/2020 6:58:49 PM PST by faithhopecharity (Politicians are not born, they are excreted. Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: BEJ

Because Republicans don’t have their act together with respect to committing voter fraud.


25 posted on 12/11/2020 6:59:17 PM PST by coloradan (They're not the mainstream media, they're the gaslight media. It's what they do. )
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To: BEJ

The only good democrat is the one that doesn’t vote after they’re dead.


26 posted on 12/11/2020 7:03:59 PM PST by lgjhn23 (Libs are a virus.....the DemoVirus!!)
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To: BEJ

Because they can’t read or spell the word “Republican”.


27 posted on 12/11/2020 7:04:57 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: coloradan

That’s a good answer. And even if they did get their act together, they’d still be up on fraud charges in the court and lose.


28 posted on 12/11/2020 7:06:29 PM PST by BEJ
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To: BEJ

Seriously? If a person is dead, actually brain dead, who do you think they are going to vote for?


29 posted on 12/11/2020 7:13:22 PM PST by Perseverando (Antifa, BLM, Libs, Progs, Islamonazis, Statists, Commies, DemoKKKrats: It's a Godlessness disorder.)
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To: BEJ

If we could only entice 20% of the dead to vote republican, the election wouldn’t even be close, at least until they stop the counting.


30 posted on 12/11/2020 7:14:41 PM PST by The_Media_never_lie (Widespread fraud results in the DQing of the offending fraudsters. Biden should be DQed.)
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To: The_Media_never_lie

That’s funny.


31 posted on 12/11/2020 7:18:25 PM PST by BEJ
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To: BEJ

Because blood suckers/vampires linger on earth after death.


32 posted on 12/11/2020 7:25:36 PM PST by entropy12 (Stalin would have loved the Dominion machines. Follow the money to explain news.)
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To: The_Media_never_lie

No body stops you from voting after death. Heck there are thousands of people over age 110 collecting social security checks. A few are over age 120!


33 posted on 12/11/2020 7:27:25 PM PST by entropy12 (Stalin would have loved the Dominion machines. Follow the money to explain news.)
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To: BEJ

The devil makes them do it.


34 posted on 12/11/2020 7:51:23 PM PST by Grampa Dave (Our second civil war starts today! Friday, December 11th, 2020! The resistance is formally born! )
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To: Grampa Dave

OK, Flip Wilson!


35 posted on 12/11/2020 7:53:16 PM PST by BEJ
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To: BEJ
The Dead vote Democrat???

I knew Jerry Garcia did, but I thought the other band members voted Green Party.

36 posted on 12/11/2020 9:05:07 PM PST by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC ("May You Live in Interesting Times": Ancient Chinese Curse. The Wuhanic Plague: Modern Chinese Curse)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

Good one!


37 posted on 12/11/2020 9:47:14 PM PST by BEJ
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To: EvilCapitalist
Bob Hope on Zombies and Democrats
38 posted on 12/12/2020 3:47:07 AM PST by Robert DeLong
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To: BEJ

Because they can no longer be hurt by the dems...selfish, dead bastards...


39 posted on 12/12/2020 4:18:31 AM PST by trebb (Fight like your life and future depends on it - because they do.)
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To: trebb

Good one.


40 posted on 12/12/2020 10:15:09 AM PST by BEJ
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