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Texas Governor Announces Cowboy Hat Mandate(Friday Fun)
Babylon Bee ^
| 12/09/2020
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Posted on 12/11/2020 12:15:53 PM PST by Kid Shelleen
Texas Governor Greg Abbott was heard yelling, “Yee-haw!” while firing two revolvers in the air -- the traditional way to announce a new Texas law. This law is a new public safety mandate requiring all citizens to wear a cowboy hat when leaving their homes.
“This bill has been a long time coming,” said Abbott. “We need to flatten the curve of people being a bunch of Californians. That means everyone needs to wear a proper hat at all times and be a true Texan. Yee-haw!”
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To: Kid Shelleen
In case link does not open
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZoQEVNDzsM
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posted on
12/11/2020 12:21:24 PM PST
by
Kid Shelleen
(Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
To: Kid Shelleen
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posted on
12/11/2020 12:26:09 PM PST
by
matthew fuller
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Pr#3)
To: Kid Shelleen
Benny Hill was great, albeit ribald comedy.
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posted on
12/11/2020 12:34:28 PM PST
by
PROCON
(Molon Labe)
To: Kid Shelleen
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posted on
12/11/2020 12:37:23 PM PST
by
SomeCallMeTim
( The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them!it)
To: Kid Shelleen
"...Texas Governor Greg Abbott was heard yelling, “Yee-haw!” while firing two revolvers in the air -- the traditional way to announce a new Texas law..." I am SOOO disappointed this is the Babylon Bee!
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posted on
12/11/2020 12:38:16 PM PST
by
rlmorel
("I’d rather enjoy a risky freedom than a safe servitude." Robby Dinero, USMC Veteran, Gym Owner)
To: Kid Shelleen
Really? This allegedly Texan governor still has a stupid 'mask mandate' in place. He can piss off. He's a weasel.
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posted on
12/11/2020 12:52:05 PM PST
by
zeugma
(Stop deluding yourself that America is still a free country.)
To: Kid Shelleen
I’m going to move to Tx for just that very reason.
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posted on
12/11/2020 1:24:01 PM PST
by
Rappini
(Compromise has its place. It's called second.)
To: Kid Shelleen
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posted on
12/11/2020 1:26:22 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(The greatest threat to world freedom is the Chinese Communist Party and Joe Biden is their puppet.)
To: Kid Shelleen
For those of us who are traditionalists, is there a bonnet option for the ladies?
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posted on
12/11/2020 1:28:58 PM PST
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Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
To: Dr. Sivana
I am not sure about the bonnet option but ladies look great with cowboy hats.
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posted on
12/11/2020 1:30:59 PM PST
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Kid Shelleen
(Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
To: Kid Shelleen
but ladies look great with cowboy hats.
They don't go well with Gingham dresses. Also, since a lady keeps her hat on in church, it blocks the view.
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posted on
12/11/2020 1:33:02 PM PST
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Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
To: Kid Shelleen
Cowboy hat doesn't work here.
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posted on
12/11/2020 1:34:08 PM PST
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
To: Kid Shelleen
On the other hand, a cowboy hat would complement her fine, here:
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posted on
12/11/2020 1:37:57 PM PST
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
To: Kid Shelleen
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posted on
12/11/2020 1:39:52 PM PST
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: Kid Shelleen
Cowboys and leftist globalists time.
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posted on
12/11/2020 3:35:22 PM PST
by
cowboyusa
(America Cowboy up!)
To: Dr. Sivana
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posted on
12/11/2020 3:42:45 PM PST
by
Kid Shelleen
(Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
To: Dr. Sivana
“Amy claws Miller’s face and he pushes her to the ground, giving Kane a clear shot, and Kane shoots Miller dead.
Kane helps his bride to her feet and they embrace. As the townspeople emerge and cluster around him, Kane throws his marshal’s star in the dirt, glares at the crowd, and departs with Amy on their wagon.”
Do not forsake me, oh, my darling - Tex Ritter original soundtrack High Noon 2 min. 38 sec.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsDyrZVqipA
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posted on
12/11/2020 5:25:44 PM PST
by
DUMBGRUNT
("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message.)
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