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In 'It's A Wonderful Life' Remake, Angel Tells George Bailey To Kill Himself Because He's White
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Posted on 12/09/2020 6:25:09 PM PST by Pining_4_TX
LOS ANGELES, CA—Hollywood is hard at work remaking the Jimmy Stewart classic It's A Wonderful Life for modern audiences, and film critics are praising some recent plot leaks from the new script. In the new version of the film, George Bailey's guardian angel will explain to him that since he is a straight white male, he should probably just go ahead and jump in the river.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: blm; movie; race
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To: Pining_4_TX
The plot of an upcoming hallmark movie revealed.
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posted on
12/09/2020 6:31:15 PM PST
by
wally_bert
(I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure.)
To: Pining_4_TX
so the guardian angel is played by obama then?
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posted on
12/09/2020 6:33:20 PM PST
by
max americana
(fired liberal employees at every election since 2008 because I enjoy seeing them cry )
To: Pining_4_TX
Warner Bros is probably pretty pissed off the Bee leaked details of their new Blockbuster movie
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posted on
12/09/2020 6:44:05 PM PST
by
eyeamok
To: Pining_4_TX
He is white and a male so he should jump twice.
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posted on
12/09/2020 6:45:01 PM PST
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: Pining_4_TX
“In the new version, Zuzu will be heard to say, ‘Every time an angel earns their pitchfork, a little donkey brays!’”
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posted on
12/09/2020 6:45:17 PM PST
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: Pining_4_TX
To: wally_bert
LGBQTZZPRGDSEFVNKJ= character saves the world and creates pottersville while enslaving all straight white males. BB would be satire unless you watch modern television commercials. Everyone is gay and interracial.
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posted on
12/09/2020 6:48:21 PM PST
by
wgmalabama
(I will post less and thinking more from here on out. If this is Gods judgment, then so let it be. )
To: MtnClimber
>>He is white and a male so he should jump twice.
Spike Lee is going to have to rethink his blanket statement, “White Men Can’t Jump”
To: max americana
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posted on
12/09/2020 7:00:56 PM PST
by
fieldmarshaldj
(DEFEAT THE COUP D'ETAT BY THE STALINAZI DERP STATE !)
To: Pining_4_TX
That’s two Bee stings in one evening...
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posted on
12/09/2020 7:02:51 PM PST
by
Magnum44
(My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
To: a fool in paradise
Ok... That was actually funny. I award you 5 Internets.
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posted on
12/09/2020 7:09:42 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(A Psalm in napalm...)
To: max americana
Instead of getting wings, the angel gets “blings”...
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posted on
12/09/2020 7:12:43 PM PST
by
fhayek
To: Pining_4_TX
To: fieldmarshaldj
haha
Abrams (the angel) : “you know George, I won in an election in the past somewhere in Ga. but they said I lost that’s why I became an angel”
George Bailey “I think I’ll jump in the river now so I dont have to hear more of your bullcrap”
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posted on
12/09/2020 7:20:33 PM PST
by
max americana
(fired liberal employees at every election since 2008 because I enjoy seeing them cry )
To: Pining_4_TX
To: clearcarbon
She’s not dressed for the weather!
To: Disambiguator
"She’s not dressed for the weather!"
Not in Kansas anymore, Toto.
To: clearcarbon
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posted on
12/09/2020 8:02:03 PM PST
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: Pining_4_TX
Does Clarence get wings for giving crack to 6 year olds?
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posted on
12/09/2020 8:02:55 PM PST
by
Rembrandt
(-a sure sign a Dem is lying - his lips are moving.)
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