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What if meteorologists gave honest weather reports? It would probably go something like this...
1 posted on 12/08/2020 8:24:45 AM PST by Eddie01
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To: Eddie01

Dude’s a comedian. Probably need to label this with satire.


2 posted on 12/08/2020 8:29:54 AM PST by TheZMan (I am a secessionist.)
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To: Eddie01
Entertaining. But seems staged.

The talking rectum-ette in the studio was obviously reading prepared questions off a TelePrompTer that played right into his responses.

But, like I said, entertaining.

3 posted on 12/08/2020 8:30:12 AM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, demonicRATS would have no standards at all.)
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To: Eddie01

Jim Cantore is not impressed.


4 posted on 12/08/2020 8:37:51 AM PST by pa_dweller (THIS SPACE LEFT INTENTIONALLY BLANK)
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To: Eddie01
I think the title is wrong. It should probably read ex-weatherman. 8>)

Did he not see what weathermen do before he spent 120,000 on his education? 8>)

Also, was he required to wear what he wore, or was that his choice? 8>)

5 posted on 12/08/2020 8:40:01 AM PST by Robert DeLong
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To: Eddie01

The local ‘news’ channels are for morons. They have so little content as to be useless. A simple traffic accident has to be stated 10 times in 10 different ways.

Typical traffic report on local news: “There is an accident at I-25 and Yale in the right lane. See, here, in the right lane there is an accident. That is the right lane ay I-25 and Yale, near Hamden, and it is blocked. The emergency crews are there for that accident in the right lane at I-25 and Yale. Be careful at I-25 and Yale where this accident is blocking the right lane. Traffic is backed up all the way to Hamden for this accident in the right lane at I-25 and Yale.”


6 posted on 12/08/2020 8:45:08 AM PST by CodeToad (Arm Up! They Have!)
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To: Eddie01

Love it! I’m often harping on meteorologists because of how poor their forecasting is. They are some of the only people who can be wrong 90% of the time and still keep their jobs!


7 posted on 12/08/2020 8:46:56 AM PST by FamiliarFace
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To: Eddie01
Here in Phoenix, snow is the least of our concerns, as it can get pretty hot here, as this report will attest to:

Phoenix Hot weather report

8 posted on 12/08/2020 8:47:07 AM PST by Michael.SF. (I believe you Tony B.)
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To: Eddie01
The only "meteorologists" I care to watch....

9 posted on 12/08/2020 8:47:51 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Eddie01

The producers should be fired, not him.


11 posted on 12/08/2020 8:52:33 AM PST by I want the USA back (I fear my government much much more than a virus from china.)
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To: Eddie01

That is hilarious!!

Best rant since Santelli’s rant in Wall Street that started the Tea party movement.


14 posted on 12/08/2020 8:55:27 AM PST by aquila48 (Do not let them make you care! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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To: Eddie01

This is John Crist who came to fame as a stand up comedian satirizing current protestant worship styles. There is much truth in his commentaries. Crist’s father is a very well known pastor (Baptist, I think) in Georgia.


15 posted on 12/08/2020 8:57:14 AM PST by miele man
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To: Eddie01
I'd hire him so fast to be my weatherman. He's telling the truth and I like it.

We all have seen how ridiculous presenting the weather has become.

With their ridiculousness they have led many to believe that the victims of weather events are exaggerating because they're not close to the events. They live in luxury compared to those that have water in their homes or the roof torn off.

You can actually see on their faces how excited they are over hurricanes so they can get out there and see if the wind will knock them over.

The standing in water while the flood is coming and they're actually standing in a ditch far away from the real flooding that is taking place.

The weather channel has become a joke and it's their own fault.
17 posted on 12/08/2020 9:03:28 AM PST by ssfromla
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To: windcliff

I think that’s the guy that goes around “cancelling” everything in the grocery store LOL.


18 posted on 12/08/2020 9:13:32 AM PST by stylecouncilor (Join or Die)
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To: Eddie01

JohnCrist is funny. Love it.


21 posted on 12/08/2020 9:17:59 AM PST by Jemian (War Eagle!)
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To: Eddie01

Being in Denver, I know exactly where he’s standing.

Sometime around June, he should take his crew and report from high in the mountains where it’s still snowy....on a day in Denver when it’s 85-90 degrees. Just to throw ‘em for a loop.


23 posted on 12/08/2020 9:22:54 AM PST by RandallFlagg (Some men just want to watch the world burn.)
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To: Eddie01

I think he’s using a green screen and he’s in a studio with someone sprinkling the fake stuff on him.


25 posted on 12/08/2020 9:27:32 AM PST by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.for corruptiion)
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To: Eddie01
Truth will set you free... To look for another job...

First honest news report of 2020 by msm...

29 posted on 12/08/2020 10:26:36 AM PST by SuperLuminal (Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
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To: Eddie01

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31 posted on 12/08/2020 11:17:23 AM PST by sauropod (Let them eat kale. I will not comply. Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis.)
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