Well, Duh: Portland Fund to Bail Out Protesters Realizes the Criminals Are Pocketing the Returned Bail Money

MRCTV ^ | 11/30/2020 | Brittany M. Hughes

[Kartographer]

There's a famous centuries-old parable by Aesop about a farmer who finds a snake freezing in the snow. Overcome with compassion, the farmer picks up the serpent and folds it under his clothes next to his chest to keep it warm. Once the snake has been revived, it bites the farmer, who, just before dying, expresses his shock that his generosity has been answered by such betrayal.

The snake responds by reminding the farmer, "You knew what I was when you picked me up."

[Kartographer]

What happened to honor among thieves? ;-)

[dsrtsage]

I am shocked

[exnavy]

If you leave your walet on the table with a thief present do not be surprised to find it missing.

[Trump.Deplorable]

Looks like crime does pay.....

Hollyweirdos donate to fund to bail out criminals, criminals collect the bail funds and pocket it....

I have no feelings either way

[exnavy]

wallet

[Mr. K]

This is funny...

[Kartographer]

[chaosagent]

I like the song better.

[vpintheak]

Leftists are distributing their own wealth, at least this time.

[CatOwner]

Honestly, I don’t think anyone is upset about this. The riots provided what the left wanted: disruption in the country. All eyes were everywhere except for the election and what was about to be stolen, allow the latter should have been blatantly obvious to anyone with common sense.

[CatOwner]

*allow -> although

[a real Sheila]

You know those times in your life when you look to the heavens and say “Just once! Just once, I’d like to see the bad guys get what they deserve!”

Well, this IS one of those times!

[Diogenesis]

crime for ChInA and Soros PAYS well, indeed.

that makes Soros and ChInA at WAR with America.
Nuke them BOTH.

[AZJeep]

East European saying. Stupid who gives, even more stupid the one who does not take!

[lowbridge]

bump

[Seruzawa]

[BBQToadRibs]

Man. Portland just keeps on delivering.

[COBOL2Java]

“We've only had a few folks return their bail to us. If you've had your bail refunded, please consider sending it back to us if we paid it. You can return it via any of the methods found in the link in our profile. If you want to mail a check, DM for our mailing address.

[Chode]

[Blood of Tyrants]

Dumbasses.