Oh mercy, I needed a good laugh!!!!!!!
THANKS!
Ok that made me LOL
Loved it!!!
Thanks
Now THAT’S a good one. I wouldn’t be surprised if that has actually happened.
I forgot what the topic was about?
LOL.... Good One..
Yep memory becomes a lost item for humans as they age it seems.
Heck I can’t remember where I put something just a few minutes ago.
Then I spend some time looking for it. But it gives me something to do.
Reminds me of:
Comedian Henny Youngman’s - “Take My Wife. Please.”
I was in FL recently and went to an open-air restaurant for dinner. It was great to have a meal out. On the way back to the car, I couldn’t find my keys. I went back into the restaurant, told them I may have dropped my car keys, and several of us retraced my steps.
Nada..
I finally went back to where I parked the car just to make sure it wasn’t stolen. It was sitting there, still running after about an hour, with the doors unlocked.
A old guy is sitting at a bar. A hooker sits down next to him, and says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words.” The old guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar. He says, slowly: “Paint…my…house.”
Supposedly true story about the woman couldn’t find her car at the mall, reported it stolen, got the insurance payout, then got the call from the Sears auto center asking when she was coming by to pick up her car, the oil change having been completed weeks earlier.
Wish my father was still alive so I could send that to him. He would have laughed.
I needed this. . . LOL!
LOL! Thanks
Many times a day, I wander into another part of the house and when I get there, I realize that I have no clue why I am there....
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That was really funny. Thanks for the laugh!
+1 for keyless. ignition!
My wife actually reported her car stolen. She went to Walmart and when she came out, it was gone. She had just loaned it to her son, so she inadvertently left the fob in the car, meaning it was unlocked and all someone had to do was jump in and push the engine start button and it would start right up. So off to Walmart I go to pick her up. Just for grins I decided to recon the parking lot. Sure enough, I found it immediately. She had gone in on one side of the building and came out the other side. Lucky for her no one tried to steal it, because this was the one time they would have been able to do so. At least she was able to call dispatch and tell PD to never mind before anyone got there.
Good one!