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Spirit animal: Minnesota squirrel gets drunk after eating fermented pears
Guardian ^ | 11-24-20

Posted on 11/25/2020 9:27:44 AM PST by SJackson

Squirrel seen swaying in video after woman put old pears from her fridge in her garden for wildlife to eat

A squirrel in Minnesota has enjoyed an early and especially festive start to the holiday season by being videoed apparently drunkenly feasting on pears that had fermented and become alcoholic.

The inebriated squirrel was caught swaying on camera by Katy Morlok of Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota, who had put out an old pear from her fridge in her garden for local wildlife to eat. She saw one of the squirrels – whom she dubbed Lil Red – snatch the pear and take it up a tree.

An hour later, Lil Red returned apparently the worse for wear, unsteady on its feet but desperate for another round.

“It kind of dawned on me: ‘Oh no, those pears were so old, I bet they fermented,’” Morlok told local station Fox 9.

But the tipsy squirrel seemed to enjoy the pear so much, that Morlok put out some more. A video shows the glassy-eyed squirrel sitting next to the pears, swaying backwards and almost tipping over before grasping on to the edge of the bowl of fruit.

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1 posted on 11/25/2020 9:27:44 AM PST by SJackson
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To: Iowa Granny; Ladysmith; Diana in Wisconsin; JLO; sergeantdave; damncat; phantomworker; joesnuffy; ..

Outdoors/Rural/wildlife/hunting/hiking/backpacking/National Parks/animals list please FR mail me to be on or off . And ping me is you see articles of interest.


2 posted on 11/25/2020 9:28:18 AM PST by SJackson (Let me control the media and I will turn any nation into a herd of sheep, J. Goebbels)
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To: SJackson

He’ll be in AA within two years.


3 posted on 11/25/2020 9:30:09 AM PST by dp0622 (Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
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To: SJackson

“Cusss I freee aaassa birrrr now. Annnisss birrr youuu cannnit chaaannn...”


4 posted on 11/25/2020 9:33:12 AM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: SJackson

He’s probably looking for more of those pears. :)


5 posted on 11/25/2020 9:34:56 AM PST by excalibur21
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To: SJackson

LOL! He’d better stay off the roads.........


6 posted on 11/25/2020 9:45:58 AM PST by Hot Tabasco
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To: SJackson
Last seen:


7 posted on 11/25/2020 9:48:48 AM PST by TexasGator (Z1z)
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To: TexasGator

“FREEE BIIIRRR...!!!”


8 posted on 11/25/2020 9:55:47 AM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: SJackson

Bet this story would have a whole different spin if a White male had put those pears out.

He’d be facing jail time.


9 posted on 11/25/2020 10:23:51 AM PST by Balding_Eagle ( The Great Wall of Trump ---- 100% sealing of the border. Coming soon. )
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To: TexasGator

That’s a really tiny squirrel...redtailed hawks are big but usually not that big compared to squirrels, Missouri squirrels, anyway, which are hefty. That little rodent looks like a Gulf Coast mini-squirrel. For some reason squirrels on the coast here in Florida look like midgets.


10 posted on 11/25/2020 10:41:24 AM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: SJackson

I’m not sure why you would want to attract those little devils.


11 posted on 11/25/2020 11:09:24 AM PST by Seruzawa (TANSTAAFL!)
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To: SJackson

Funny video at the source. Kinda thought it was going to puke in the bowl but it didn’t.


12 posted on 11/25/2020 11:29:32 AM PST by Afterguard (Deplorable me! )
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To: windcliff

Ping


13 posted on 11/25/2020 11:36:00 AM PST by stylecouncilor (Join or Die)
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To: SJackson

There’s a port on a western bay
And it serves a hundred ships a day
Lonely sailors pass the time away
And talk about their homes

And there’s a squirrel in this harbor town
And she works layin’ whiskey down
They say, “Brandy, fetch another round”
She serves them whiskey and wine

The sailors say, “Brandy, you’re a fine squirrel”
What a good wife you would be
Your fluffy tail could steal a sailor from the sea”


14 posted on 11/25/2020 11:42:52 AM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: TexasGator

If you’re on the lawn and fox squirrel goes cheep!-cheep!
Just step aside or you may end up in the leaves
Furry little fox squirrel runs through the lawn all day
Even the red-tail can’t make him change his ways

Fox squirrel, the red-tail is after you!
Fox squirrel, if he catches you you’re through!
Fox squirrel, the red-tail is after you!
Fox squirrel, if he catches you you’re through!

That red-tail hawk is really a sharp-eyed scowl
But when will he learn that he may never take him down?
Crazy little fox squirrel never bothers anyone
Just runnin’ through the lawn is his idea of having fun!


15 posted on 11/25/2020 12:07:36 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: piasa

That’s awesome!


16 posted on 11/25/2020 12:08:03 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: piasa
That’s a really tiny squirrel...redtailed hawks are big but usually not that big compared to squirrels, Missouri squirrels, anyway, which are hefty. That little rodent looks like a Gulf Coast mini-squirrel. For some reason squirrels on the coast here in Florida look like midgets.

That looks like it's been Photoshopped.
17 posted on 11/25/2020 1:02:44 PM PST by Carpe Cerevisi
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To: SJackson

Maybe his pal Drinky Crow will drop by later...


18 posted on 11/25/2020 2:27:23 PM PST by W. (And now, more music, and Les Nessman!)
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To: Seruzawa

I’m gonna try this. Maybe my dogs will be able to catch one then.


19 posted on 11/25/2020 3:08:07 PM PST by oldasrocks
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To: Carpe Cerevisi
LOL...this one wasn't!


20 posted on 11/25/2020 3:28:28 PM PST by rlmorel ("Leftism is the plaything of a society with too much time on its hands." - Candace Owens)
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