Posted on 11/16/2020 6:16:05 PM PST by Ciaphas Cain
BURBANK, CA—Disney has edited its controversial scene from The Mandalorian, where The Child eats an unfertilized alien egg, so that the creature affectionately known as "Baby Yoda" will simply eat an unborn human baby instead.
Apologizing for the scene that angered many corners of the internet with Baby Yoda eating pretend CGI eggs, the studio announced that Baby Yoda will simply abort an unborn baby instead.
"Many people were angered that Baby Yoda ate an unfertilized, entirely fictional alien egg, and we believe they will find this far less offensive," said one producer of the show. "It's just a human fetus -- definitely no life there. The fetus is a parasite, after all, and it's much more icky than the unfertilized eggs this completely fictional character had stored in this jar."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Got me again, BB
Well, the scene where Baby Yoda eats the Froggy eggs was a little jarring at first, then it was hilarious
Good thing the Yodadingo ate the Star Child. Those things grow up reaaaaaallly big.
This heavy, troubling post that kinda makes me want to grin before I contemplate it is meaningful and brilliant point. The Bee is truly impactful.
Well I eat unfertilized eggs just about every day.
Yum
STUNNING REPORT: The Babylon Bee is a subsidiary of Smartmatic and its top two reporters use the pseudonyms, Bliff Woltzer and Lon DeMon!
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If yoda aborted it they’d be praising it and showing it in full stop motion
So a cute little demon eating the live embryos of another species is entertainment now...
Sounds like Planned Parenthood on a Friday night...and the desensitizing and reprogramming of the human race continues...
"Here's a egg for you kid!"
Cool Hand Baby Yoda.
Funny...us Conservatives have a sense of humor and the Babylon Bee gets it...
The real name is Baby Yogurt from Mandalay, the son of Count Yogurt.
What I didn’t know is that Baby plays the Mandolin. I thought that, according to its’ name, it was an instrument played only by a “MAN”. My bad. SO are my jokes.
To Ciaphas Cain; You eat “unfertilized eggs just about every day”?
Well, I finally got to hear from “the fox in the hen-house”. Didn’t know if you really existed. Thought you were an urban legend like Jeffrey Epstein’s “Lolita Express”.
Just goes to show you, you learn something new every day.
Bob appetite!
Yogurt and Baby Yogurt.
Save the eggs, not the babies!
DANG!
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