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As an old woman, I don't play golf - and my hooters have left the building;)
1 posted on 11/10/2020 10:53:57 AM PST by sodpoodle
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Love ya Sod....Sac


2 posted on 11/10/2020 10:55:46 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: sodpoodle

Love it!


3 posted on 11/10/2020 10:58:46 AM PST by LoveMyFreedom
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To: sodpoodle

good joke :)


4 posted on 11/10/2020 11:00:45 AM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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🦉🦉

Thanks for the chuckle!

5 posted on 11/10/2020 11:03:36 AM PST by mewzilla (Break out the mustard seeds.)
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“The food is pretty good...”

Obviously, this guy has never eaten a Hooters.
The food is mediocre at best.


6 posted on 11/10/2020 11:04:11 AM PST by Little Ray (The Left and Right no longer have anything in common. A House divided against itself cannot stand.)
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Mine are beginning to head South of the Border. 😆
7 posted on 11/10/2020 11:05:24 AM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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As an old woman, I don't play golf - and my hooters have left the building;)

Nonsense. Check the ground floor.
8 posted on 11/10/2020 11:08:16 AM PST by Old Yeller (Life is tough, but at least it's short.)
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LOLOL...truly I guffawed out loud here on the Starbucks patio at that one. I didn’t see the punchline coming. Thanks for brightening my day! (especially with the”election” and scared masked people all around me)


10 posted on 11/10/2020 11:10:49 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom ("Inside Every Progressive Is A Totalitarian Screaming To Get Out" -- David Horowitz)
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Here I was expecting to read about how tiring it has gotten to watch the left go after Trump day in and day out.

How pleasantly surprised with your joke. I am an old duffer who can hardly swing the club any longer much less go to Hooters for lunch regardless of the reason.

Thanks for putting a smile on my face. First one in over a week.


12 posted on 11/10/2020 11:13:34 AM PST by ImpBill (The GOP is full of feckless representatives.)
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As an old woman, I don’t play golf - and my hooters have left the building;)


Naw. They’re still there. They just moved down a few floors. :D


13 posted on 11/10/2020 11:14:22 AM PST by cuban leaf (The political war playing out in every country now: Globalists vs Nationalists)
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As an old woman, I don't play golf - and my hooters have left the building;)

My mother says she is now a 36-long!

Have you checked the basement? ;-P

16 posted on 11/10/2020 11:18:53 AM PST by MortMan (Shouldn't "palindrome" read the same forward and backward?)
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As an old man I appreciate vintage attributes!!!!


17 posted on 11/10/2020 11:22:32 AM PST by ontap
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“As an old woman, I don’t play golf - and my hooters have left the building;) “

I laughed even more at that!

A lot starts leaving the building. Let’s hope the mind stays.


19 posted on 11/10/2020 11:24:52 AM PST by Empire_of_Liberty
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In my 68 years, I have never been to Hooters before. I’m not going ever.


23 posted on 11/10/2020 11:29:49 AM PST by KYGrandma (The sun shines bright on my old Kentucky home.....)
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As a friend of mine used to say...

“The only thing golden about my Golden years..is my urine.


24 posted on 11/10/2020 11:31:15 AM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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Good one.


25 posted on 11/10/2020 11:31:32 AM PST by nikos1121
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Well, I am going on 72 and, if they had one here on the island, I would be going to Hooters for “...those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs”.

I don’t see that changing anytime soon either.


26 posted on 11/10/2020 11:39:12 AM PST by Chuckster (Friends don't let friends eat farmed fish)
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A guy is playing golf with Joe Biden.

By accident he tees off and hits Joe in the head, knocks him out cold.

He takes him to the hospital for treatment, he waits in the waiting room.

After awhile the doctor comes out.

“Joe’s going to be ok. What happened?”

The friend says, “He walked out in front of me, and I hit him with my tee shot by accident.”

Doctor says, “I figured that, we could see the word Titlest imprinted on the back of his head.”

“Yeah, that’s my golf ball.”

Doctor continued, “But we also found a second ball stuck up Joe’s rear end.”

The friend responded, “Yeah, that was my mulligan.”


27 posted on 11/10/2020 11:39:43 AM PST by nikos1121
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“...my hooters have left the building”

I’m sure you can find some guy around here to help search for them.


28 posted on 11/10/2020 11:47:09 AM PST by KrisKrinkle (Blessed be those who know the depth and breadth of ignorance. Cursed be those who don't.)
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Oh no....


29 posted on 11/10/2020 12:10:11 PM PST by moovova (My tagline coulda been a contender.)
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