Posted on 11/10/2020 10:53:57 AM PST by sodpoodle
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.
At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.
"Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why Hooters?"
"They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs."
"You're on."
At age 42, they meet and play golf again
"Where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Again? Why?"
"They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."
"OK."
At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters.
"Why?"
"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."
"OK."
At age 62 they meet again.
After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."
"Good choice"
At age 72 they meet again.
Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."
"Great choice."
At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Because we've never been there before."
"Okay, let's give it a try."
I've been to Hooters, many times, didn't know they served food.
I'm almost 80 and I'm not sure if I was there in this Century:){But it was a good time, I think}.
In my 68 years, I have never been to Hooters before. I’m not going ever.
As a friend of mine used to say...
“The only thing golden about my Golden years..is my urine.
Good one.
Well, I am going on 72 and, if they had one here on the island, I would be going to Hooters for “...those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs”.
I don’t see that changing anytime soon either.
A guy is playing golf with Joe Biden.
By accident he tees off and hits Joe in the head, knocks him out cold.
He takes him to the hospital for treatment, he waits in the waiting room.
After awhile the doctor comes out.
“Joe’s going to be ok. What happened?”
The friend says, “He walked out in front of me, and I hit him with my tee shot by accident.”
Doctor says, “I figured that, we could see the word Titlest imprinted on the back of his head.”
“Yeah, that’s my golf ball.”
Doctor continued, “But we also found a second ball stuck up Joe’s rear end.”
The friend responded, “Yeah, that was my mulligan.”
“...my hooters have left the building”
I’m sure you can find some guy around here to help search for them.
Oh no....
“The food is mediocre at best.”
Hooters serves food?
That’s funny.
Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?
Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.
Thanks,
I needed that.
Hooters food was actually pretty good when they first started, the wings were a novel concept and very tasty. Me and friends went all the time, cold beer and wings. That was about 30 years ago. Like most things, they’ve gone way down hill, food sucks and not worth the trouble anymore, better choices out there now.
yaaaaaaaa, now that’s funny!
I am partial to ‘legs’ and ‘breasts’ myself......
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