Did you hear about the little old lady whos’ husband died? She decided she could not live without him so decided to commit suicide.
She thought about pills but did not know what to take. Thought about cutting her wrists but that seemed to messy. So she decided to shoot herself in the heart but was not sure where her heart was at. She called her doctor and he said her heart was right behind her left breast.
She was admitted to the hospital with a gun shot wound to her knee.