Posted on 10/29/2020 7:33:57 PM PDT by Forgiven_Sinner
WASHINGTON, D.C.While taking a short recess after confirming his 1,274th judge of the morning, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell found himself ensnared in plastic rings discarded from a six-pack of soda.
"Shhh, little guy, it's OK -- we're just trying to help," whispered an aide as she tried to cut McConnell out of the trash from a six-pack of soda. The frightened senator tried to withdraw his head into his suit jacket, but it just got stuck even worse. He panicked and flipped on his back, where he was completely helpless and immobile.
Finally, aides were able to free him, and he went on to confirm another 3,877 judges.
Sea Turtles and now the Kentucky Turtle. In the 70’s I loved the National Lampoon magazine, They are right up there in quality.
ok pretty funny!!
My sentiments exactly. Funny on many levels.
I love the bee! This is my new favorite story.... until tomorrow ....possibly
LOL
Don’t throw yer six pack rings in the pond Bubba. Turtle boy can’t see them under water. Maybe we could convince Budweiser to make them dayglow orange so the aquatic creatures can see them and avoid them.
NatLamp wasn’t funny, it was sick.
the bee ROCKS: here’s another gem
https://babylonbee.com/news/girl-scouts-introduce-peaceful-protest-badge-for-girls-who-throw-their-first-molotov-cocktail
I actually laughed out loud when I read this headline. What about you?
Favorite passage:
Were arresting you for carrying a concealed weapon.
I dont have a concealed weapon!
Unzips the other guys britches, exposing his dong. So what do you call this? A dew worm?
Babylon Bee should save this kind of snark for after the election. He just fast-laned Justice Barrett into the SCOTUS.
Over 5,000 judges a day?
I guess I’d need a soda also - or a pack :)
Moscow Mitch absolutely owns the triple economic threat of the end of PEUC and PUA on December 26, and the ending of the Eviction Moratorium. Debt collectors are as hard right now as Bill was when he was being serviced by Monica.
8 months is the longest Ive been underemployed in my life, making a mere 20% of my former wages. And jobs in my industry are not coming back for years.
And if Harris/Biden win those jobs will never come back!!
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