1 posted on
10/26/2020 6:59:12 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin
Send in the murder hornets
To: BenLurkin
I’m afraid to read the actual story out of fear that it won’t be nearly as awesome as that headline!
3 posted on
10/26/2020 7:02:07 AM PDT by
cdcdawg
(Biden has dementia.)
To: BenLurkin
So long, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, hello Cloned Female Mutant Crayfish.
4 posted on
10/26/2020 7:02:23 AM PDT by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: BenLurkin
Offer permits and free passage from Lafayette, Louisiana and their problem will be solved. The Cajins will eat every mud bug in sight.
5 posted on
10/26/2020 7:05:08 AM PDT by
Sequoyah101
(We are governed by the consent of the governed and we are fools for allowing it.)
To: BenLurkin
No problem... just send a few cajuns over there for some crawfish boils. They’ll be gone in no time.
6 posted on
10/26/2020 7:05:23 AM PDT by
al_c
(Democrats: Party over Common Sense)
To: BenLurkin
“Marbled crayfish, which travel across land and water at night and eat whatever they can...”
So THIS is how humanity ends...
7 posted on
10/26/2020 7:05:33 AM PDT by
AnglePark
To: BenLurkin
Attack of the Killer Crayfish
To: BenLurkin
Send them to Louisiana, there’s a bayou there looking for a good crawfish boil ingredient.
9 posted on
10/26/2020 7:09:27 AM PDT by
Wizdum
To: BenLurkin
Send in the Cajuns, they will take care of them by serving them up to the locals. 8>)
To: BenLurkin
Species....the Movie Sequel number 6.66
Mad scientist splices human female dna with mutant marble crayfish...creature becomes first female president...
best line of movie:”she needs the pink pill 3 day treatment...the oval office smells like Red Lobster!”
To: BenLurkin
Do the locals eat them with a side of Brussels Sprouts?
13 posted on
10/26/2020 7:17:33 AM PDT by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
To: BenLurkin
Shouldn’t screw with mother nature. I think they made a number of, what they call, horror films like this. But there is a solution without burning huge ants in the LA sewers. Just poison the entire cemetery. I don’t think there is anyone in there that will complain. And follow the trails they leave to get the rest. Common lye is about the best to use to take out colonies. But this will disqualify them to be organic as killing them used an artificial agent.
rwood
To: BenLurkin
When do the cloned female hotties escape? I'm gonna need a bigger net.
16 posted on
10/26/2020 7:52:48 AM PDT by
moovova
To: BenLurkin
Just in time for Halloween!
17 posted on
10/26/2020 7:54:22 AM PDT by
left that other site
(If you do not stand firm in your faith, you will not stand at all. (Isaiah 7:9))
To: BenLurkin
Damn, but that is a great 2020 headline...
18 posted on
10/26/2020 8:01:45 AM PDT by
Demiurge2
(Define your terms!)
To: BenLurkin
So the dreaded “Grey Goo” may turn out to be a lab-created marbled crayfish instead.
The flippin’ Belgians. It figures.
Qu’est ce qui pourrait aller mal? (What could go wrong?)
19 posted on
10/26/2020 8:02:50 AM PDT by
Captain Rhino
(Determined effort today forges tomorrow.)
To: BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
“Escaped self-cloning mutant crayfish”
Way too long for a good punk rock band name.
To: BenLurkin
Tonight's feature on Monster Chiller Horror Theater is
The Cloned Mutant Female Crayfish Who Invaded Flanders starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Catherine Deneuve, Alyssa Milano, Verne Troyer and Cedric the Entertainer.
23 posted on
10/26/2020 8:31:28 AM PDT by
Buckeye McFrog
(Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer.)
To: BenLurkin
Marbled crayfish, which travel across land and water at night and eat whatever they can...
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Maybe we could get some here to eat the lantern flies.
24 posted on
10/26/2020 8:32:20 AM PDT by
pa_dweller
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