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Escaped cloned female mutant crayfish take over Belgian cemetery
UK Telegraph ^ | 10/23/2020

Posted on 10/26/2020 6:59:12 AM PDT by BenLurkin

Escaped self-cloning mutant crayfish created in experimental breeding programmes have invaded a Belgian cemetery.

Hundreds of the duplicating crustaceans, which can dig down to up to a metre and are always female, pose a deadly threat to local biodiversity after colonising a historic Antwerp graveyard.

"It's impossible to round up all of them. It's like trying to empty the ocean with a thimble," said Kevin Scheers, of the Flemish Institute for Nature and Woodland Research.

Marbled crayfish, which travel across land and water at night and eat whatever they can, do not occur in nature and are banned by the European Union.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: belgium; cemetary; clone; cloned; cloning; crayfish; europeanunion; florida; genetics; germany; marbledcrayfish; nato
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To: DouglasKC

I’d take a bushel if they would breed them larger to put in my pond.


21 posted on 10/26/2020 8:20:42 AM PDT by oldasrocks
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To: BenLurkin

“Escaped self-cloning mutant crayfish”

Way too long for a good punk rock band name.


22 posted on 10/26/2020 8:20:45 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them)
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To: BenLurkin
Tonight's feature on Monster Chiller Horror Theater is The Cloned Mutant Female Crayfish Who Invaded Flanders starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Catherine Deneuve, Alyssa Milano, Verne Troyer and Cedric the Entertainer.


23 posted on 10/26/2020 8:31:28 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog (Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer.)
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To: BenLurkin
Marbled crayfish, which travel across land and water at night and eat whatever they can...
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Maybe we could get some here to eat the lantern flies.

24 posted on 10/26/2020 8:32:20 AM PDT by pa_dweller (THIS SPACE LEFT INTENTIONALLY BLANK)
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To: BenLurkin

Sow the wind...


25 posted on 10/26/2020 9:08:37 AM PDT by 60Gunner (The price of apathy towards public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato)
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To: BenLurkin

Such stupid experiments.


26 posted on 10/26/2020 9:40:55 AM PDT by Arcadian Empire
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

How about “Belgian Cemetery?”


27 posted on 10/26/2020 9:44:47 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

There’s a C&W song in here somewhere.


28 posted on 10/26/2020 9:44:52 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

Or Zydeco, judging by some posts upstream.


29 posted on 10/26/2020 9:46:37 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: happyathome

“Send in the murder hornets”
When did giant hornet become murder hornet?


30 posted on 10/26/2020 10:48:49 AM PDT by BuffaloJack (Neither safety nor security exists in nature. Everything is dangerous and has risk.)
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To: BuffaloJack

Five-percent Acetylcholine content as an adjuvant to the pain causing component of the venom may make a sting victim feel like death. Some victims allegedly require dialysis treatment.


31 posted on 10/26/2020 12:13:53 PM PDT by Ozark Tom
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To: BenLurkin

At least they don’t have frickin’ laser beams coming out of their heads.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3897724/posts


32 posted on 10/26/2020 1:55:49 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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