Biden Calls A Lid Until Election Day (Humor)

Babylon Bee ^ | October 23rd, 2020 | Babylon Bee

[BeauBo]

Having completed the final presidential debate, Biden’s campaign has now announced they’re calling a lid until Election Day.

“Biden needs the next eleven days to prepare for his acceptance speech,” Biden’s campaign manager Jen O'Malley Dillon told reporters as she kept an eye on poll numbers. “So do not try to ask him questions or get statements from him, because that’s just going to confuse him.”

Dillon then offered that reporters could instead talk to Kamala Harris, but no one wanted to talk to Kamala Harris. They really had a number of questions for Biden, but Dillion explained that there is now a time lock on Biden’s basement and that it would be impossible to open the door and get to him before Election Day evening. “Just basic campaign stuff,” Dillion explained.

Campaign aides are working feverishly to help Biden recoup from his exhausting debate with Trump and are hoping to keep him going at least until the inauguration when they will likely impeach him for corruption if he's still alive at that point.

[FormerFRLurker]

Thanks for the laugh. Babylon Bee always delivers.

[CatOwner]

Might as well call a lid until his inauguration.

[eaglestar]

[BradyLS]

I hope his supporters adopt a “Hidin’ for Biden” strategy in their own basements (or under their beds if they don’t have a basement) through November 3.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Hunter says, “You say you have a couple lids?”

[Quality_Not_Quantity]

Allison Krause singing ‘You Say It Best (When You Say Nothing At All)’ should be Old Joe’s campaign song.

[Bonemaker]

[FatherofFive]

Unfortunately, that is Lyin' Joe's best tactic.

Why is this in the Bee?

[Flick Lives]

Nov 4, we call a lid on Biden.

[UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide]

Why not call a lid until Inauguration Day, at which time, Biden will be sworn in regardless of the result of the election (never concede)?

[rfreedom4u]

When did “ a lid” become a thing? I’d never heard of it until recently.

[gw-ington]

In the debates, every time Trump said, "Joe, you've been hiding in your basement for weeks," Biden always looked at the camera and let out a chuckle (or more accurately, whatever fraction of a chuckle he could muster based on his ultra-low energy level). Check both debates -- Basement-Biden never once denied that he was hiding in his basement.

Trump has repeatedly called Biden "the worst candidate in the history of Presidential politics." The problem is, if Trump loses, he'll go down in history as having lost to "the worst candidate in the history of Presidential politics." YIKES! Better win, then, President Trump!

[Captain Peter Blood]

Brightbart is reporting that indeed Biden is calling a Lid for the rest of the campaign.