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Intelligence Experts Concerned Media May Tamper With Election By Asking Biden Questions
Babylon Bee ^ | 10/23/2020 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/23/2020 1:52:21 PM PDT by BipolarBob

SHARE U.S.—As the presidential election looms, experts expect more dirty tricks from both major party campaigns. And now officials are warning of a growing plot to influence the election by asking Joe Biden questions.

“There is a plot now to publicly confront Joe Biden with difficult questions he may have a hard time answering,” warned James Moss, who works in intelligence. “We don’t know if this is from homegrown or foreign agents, but they seem to think putting out factual information about Joe Biden could sway the election toward Trump. And everyone has to work hard against that.”

Efforts are already underway to stop this, with the Biden campaign calling lids early every day to keep news outlets from quoting Biden, and only letting Senator Kamala Harris out to campaign. Twitter has even banned The New York Post, one of the few media outlets not fighting this plot, for attempting to publish information about Biden and his dealings. Still, people worry that facts about Joe Biden could still slip out there.

“He’s been a politician for 47 years,” said campaign staffer Luke Bailey, “so it’s hard for people to know as little as possible about him. We just have to be vigilant of any attempt out there to ask Biden a question on camera when he is away from the safety of a teleprompter.”

Even President Donald Trump seems to be helping fight this plot, making sure with each tweet and public statement that he draws all attention to himself. “Pay attention to me!” Trump recently said


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So far the Alphabet Networks seem to be behaving themselves. They know not to upset the apple cart by asking SloJoe hardball questions. Questions like "Boxers or briefs"? - okay. "What kind of milkshake did you have"? - okay. BUT resist that urge to say "Joe, back in March, you said definitively you were going to shut down fracking, so what gives?" - NOT OKAY. Get it? Anything that may shake up SloJo or anger him is not in the publics best interest. He may blow his lid, he may stutter and mumble incoherently or just say "C'mon man" and walk off (we coached him on that one)..
1 posted on 10/23/2020 1:52:21 PM PDT by BipolarBob
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To: BipolarBob

LOL.......


2 posted on 10/23/2020 1:54:42 PM PDT by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: Liz

Tough question - “What flavor milkshake did you just order?”


3 posted on 10/23/2020 1:57:52 PM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is EVIL and needs to be eradicated)
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To: BipolarBob

Very Beelievable.


4 posted on 10/23/2020 1:59:11 PM PDT by kanawa ((Trump Loves a Great Deal (NorthernSentinel)))
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To: FatherofFive

That does put unseemly pressure on ol’ Joe......cruel media.


5 posted on 10/23/2020 2:00:03 PM PDT by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: BipolarBob

“They seem to think putting out factual information about Joe Biden could sway the election toward Trump. And everyone has to work hard against that”

THAT....is NOT satire.


6 posted on 10/23/2020 2:00:06 PM PDT by V_TWIN (Where's Hunter???)
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To: BipolarBob

“... letting Senator Kamala Harris out to campaign.”

Citation needed. She was last seen getting wrecked in a debate by Race Bannon.


7 posted on 10/23/2020 2:08:45 PM PDT by cdcdawg (Biden has dementia.)
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To: BipolarBob

Too true for satire.


8 posted on 10/23/2020 2:14:41 PM PDT by Bullish (CNN is what happens when 8th graders run a cable network.)
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To: BipolarBob

And don’t forget, Joe may just choose off a reporter to a fist fight for asking him about Hunter. That’s been his style for 50 years.

Joe’s always been a big mouth bully and an a$$hole. I still can’t believe they made the idiot VP.


9 posted on 10/23/2020 2:22:24 PM PDT by Bullish (CNN is what happens when 8th graders run a cable network.)
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To: Bullish
I still can’t believe they made the idiot VP. <<

think about it...in order for Obama to succeed he had to draw from a list of most corrupt politicians in DC....The “Big Guy” won..hands down

10 posted on 10/23/2020 2:37:32 PM PDT by M-cubed (The MSM is now the 4th Branch of Government.....)
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To: M-cubed

You make a good point.


11 posted on 10/23/2020 3:01:45 PM PDT by Bullish (CNN is what happens when 8th graders run a cable network.)
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To: BipolarBob

The Source is the “Babylon Bee”.

This suppose to be credible?

Yes, I know we are in the middle of the #ComDem_Insanity connected to the 2020 election, but really?


12 posted on 10/23/2020 3:01:57 PM PDT by Texas Fossil ((Texas is not where you were born, but a Free State of Heart, Mind & Attitude!))
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To: M-cubed

Come to think of it, that’s probably why Joe picked Kamalla too.


13 posted on 10/23/2020 3:02:32 PM PDT by Bullish (CNN is what happens when 8th graders run a cable network.)
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To: Bullish

Dude, we know it’s satire, but it sure rings true in Joe’s case.


14 posted on 10/23/2020 3:03:41 PM PDT by Bullish (CNN is what happens when 8th graders run a cable network.)
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To: BipolarBob

I was so impressed by this video that I transcribed the below:

If you wanted a true FARA case, a foreign agents registry case, a criminal case, what Hunter Biden and the Biden family actually did is a much more legit FARA case, than what they brought against Paul Manafort, or what they brought against people connected to Flynn.

It tells you again, they’re doing what they are accusing others of. And listen to what they accuse others of, and listen to what they accuse others of, because they’re almost always confessing. Reverse it, and you’ll get a confession, and you’ll know where to look.-——

Now, the bigger backstory is, Joe Biden comes from the old school Democratic political machine. So when BA got nominated and won, he did not come from a political machine. He had strong ties to what you can call the intelligence apparatus, there were connections to that...there’s a reason why he goes from a low level student at Occidental College to a prestigious graduate of Colombia University with ties to very unique foundations and institutions in NY. So if you track and trace some of those people, you’ll find some other connections.

But where Barrack Obama...

(Hear the rest of this brilliant analysis at the YouTube link. I just ran out of time to transcribe it. I’ll finish it later on.)

From the video “Hunter Biden - Law of the Laptop EXPLAINED - Viva Frei & Rob Barnes”
Hunter Biden - Law of the Laptop EXPLAINED - Viva & Barnes HIGHLIGHT

“PROJECTION IS CONFESSION” (Rob Barnes)
This is by FAR the MOST BRILLIANT analysis of how modern corruption works that I have ever heard. Lawdog Viva Frei is very smart, but Rob Barnes is BRILLIANT.

If you want to understand today’s modern politics, PLS WATCH THIS VIDEO.
At least watch it from 10 minutes on.
I am not easily impressed by lawyers. BARNES IS A LEGAL / POLITICAL GENIUS, IMHO.

Two brilliant lawdogs, but more so Rob Barnes.
Listen to every word of this BRILLIANCE. You will be glad you did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYzCwiURwwQ&ab_channel=VivaFrei


15 posted on 10/23/2020 3:18:44 PM PDT by Travis McGee (EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: Texas Fossil
This suppose to be credible?

Are you impugning the veracity of the BabylonBee? The most trusted news source in America The World The Universe?

16 posted on 10/23/2020 4:24:29 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Rome wasn't built in a day. All Hail the night shift!)
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To: BipolarBob

lolol.


17 posted on 10/23/2020 6:18:22 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: BipolarBob
Q: Do you zip your pants up after you pee?
A: Sometimes I do. Sometimes I forget and don't. Sometimes my wife zips them up for me. Sometimes, if I think the camera can't see below my waistline, I don't even wear pants.
18 posted on 10/23/2020 6:19:55 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: BipolarBob

hee hee

Well at times it is more accurate than either CNN or MSNBC.


19 posted on 10/23/2020 8:55:08 PM PDT by Texas Fossil ((Texas is not where you were born, but a Free State of Heart, Mind & Attitude!))
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To: BipolarBob

Still can’t control the locals. They actually bother to ask decent questions. They must be injected with anti-truth serum!


20 posted on 10/27/2020 1:26:02 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Hope is not a plan. -- Matthew Bracken)
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