Posted on 10/21/2020 5:04:36 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Joe Biden made a novel suggestion for cops and people who want to defend themselves against violent criminals: making them slip on a banana peel.
"Look, Jack, if a criminal is running toward you, you don't have to shoot them," Biden said at last night's town hall on ABC. "All you have to do is pull out your trusty banana peel, throw it on the ground, and they'll slip. It's safe, humane, and hilarious."
"Back in my day, cops didn't even have guns. They just dropped anvils on bad guys, littered rakes around them so they'd get smacked in the face, or even tricked them by giving them a dynamite stick disguised as a cigar. BAM! It really cracked us all up."
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Funniest headline I’ve read all week
Tried and true method of stopping criminals. A storybook, man!
DANG!
The Bee is fantastic but I could actually see Biden doing this with a straight face
Oh. Wait.
I knew this one was fake. Biden isn’t speaking to the media right now.
Put on the record player, man!
Play them some Rumors by Fleetwood Mac.
C’mon, man!
The Wiley Coyote method.
“One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel”.
That’s how my grandmother used to describe people who looked like Joe.
This is right out of the Biden/Harris Crime Bill I think, I call Plagiarism
I legit thought he said that until I saw it was the Bee.
I remember a scene in a movie (it must have been “The Gods Must Be Crazy”) where some people are hiding in a banana grove and they all end up slipping on banana peels.
While Kamala sings,
I’m a Chiquita banana and I’m here to say
If you want to catch a crim’nal, there’s an easy way.
Just peel a banana, throw it on the floor,
And watch teh crim’nl go flying out the door
(whoosh!)
Well, Vice Presidents have to do SOMETHING!
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