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Twitter Shuts Down Entire Network To Slow Spread Of Negative Biden News
The Babylon Bee ^
| October 15, 2020
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 10/16/2020 5:52:24 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In a last-ditch effort to stop negative stories about Joe Biden and his family from spreading, Twitter shut down its entire social network Thursday.
After seeing account after account tweet out one particularly bad story, CEO Jack Dorsey realized he had to take action. Dorsey smashed a glass box in his office reading "Break In Case Of Bad Publicity For Democrats." Inside the case was a sledgehammer for smashing Twitter's servers.
"Red alert -- shut the servers down! Shut them all down!"
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Computers/Internet; Conspiracy; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bigtech; censorship; criticaltheory; election2020; hunterbiden; jackdorsey; joebiden; robots; satire; shutdown; sledgehammer; techtyranny; twitter; woke
They had to do something, man!
To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...
What, you think they can’t shut down all of Twitter to protect Biden??? C’mon, man!
DANG1
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Damn. I almost believed it!
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posted on
10/16/2020 5:57:01 PM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: BradyLS
Well, that’s understandable. Their articles are almost a #TrueStory, as the minority activists say.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The first thought that crossed my mind was "they finally had to".
Then I saw the Babylon Bee link.
Still not sure it's satire.
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posted on
10/16/2020 6:01:48 PM PDT
by
Navy Patriot
(Celebrate Decivilization)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I HATE Bab Bee
Yes. I was fooled AGAIN!
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posted on
10/16/2020 6:02:24 PM PDT
by
Ken Regis
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Server Tech: “Say again? Shut down the servers? You want me to shut down the whole smash??? Shutting _down_ the _servers_?!?”
Twitter CEO: “Shut them down. All of them.”
Newt: “They mostly shut down the servers at night. Mostly.”
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posted on
10/16/2020 6:02:32 PM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The Babylon Bee Except it's not satire. Twitter was experiencing technical issues for several hours yesterday.
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posted on
10/16/2020 6:04:23 PM PDT
by
Drew68
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
For once I was ahead of the Bee. Yesterday I was asking a friend when Twitter would set off the scuttling charges to keep from being captured by President Trump's campaign.
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posted on
10/16/2020 6:06:36 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(In 2016 Obama ended America's 220 year tradition of peaceful transfer of power after an election.)
To: BradyLS
I just had a vision of Signourney Weaver trying to lug Newt Gingrich to safety.
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posted on
10/16/2020 6:09:47 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(In 2016 Obama ended America's 220 year tradition of peaceful transfer of power after an election.)
To: BradyLS
Me: I say we take off and nuke the servers from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Babylon actually stumbled onto the truth.
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posted on
10/16/2020 6:24:24 PM PDT
by
aimhigh
(THIS is His commandment . . . . 1 John 3:23)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
You know the world is up side when the Babylon Bee publiahes more truthful stories than The Times, The Post, The Alphabet Networks, and CNN ....
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posted on
10/16/2020 6:28:24 PM PDT
by
SecondAmendment
(This just proves my latest theory ... LEFTISTS RUIN EVERYTHING)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“Shut the servers down! Shut them all down!"
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posted on
10/16/2020 6:28:45 PM PDT
by
Rastus
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
BB stole my tweet from yesterday...
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posted on
10/16/2020 6:44:48 PM PDT
by
freedomjusticeruleoflaw
(Strange that a man with his wealth would have to resort to prostitution.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
14 days to slow the spread!
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posted on
10/16/2020 7:19:39 PM PDT
by
No.6
To: SecondAmendment
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posted on
10/16/2020 7:22:23 PM PDT
by
No.6
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Funny... Babylon Bee is funny...
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posted on
10/16/2020 8:24:29 PM PDT
by
ConservaTeen
(WFLA's Jack Harris: Brooklyn is missing their village idiot. Right you are, Jack.)
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