Posted on 10/15/2020 5:19:41 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
EHRENBERG, CA—In a miraculous sign, Ben Shapiro has parted the waters of the Colorado River for the millions of desperate Californian refugees trying to escape the failed state. After Gavin Newsom closed all the bridges over the river in a desperate attempt to prevent his people from going, the Editor Emeritus of The Daily Wire created a path through the middle of the river, allowing the children of California to cross on dry ground.
Shapiro stretched out his hand over the waters and said, "Be still gang, and witness the salvation of the Lord! But first, let's talk about Policy Genius. Listen folks, I can't guarantee how this river-crossing thing is gonna play out. Rushing water doesn't care about your feelings, okay? Isn't it time you made sure you're getting the best rate on life insurance?"
At his command, the waters parted and the children of California crossed to freedom and great health insurance rates on the other side.
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The new Moses.
DANG!
Ehrenberg is on the Arizona side of the river, across from Blythe, Calif. During the nineteenth century, Senator Barry Goldwater's forbears lived for a time in Ehrenberg, where they ran a business.
Since Arizona appears to be turning blue over time, Ehrenburg might as well be in CA.
I like this one. BB hits it out of the park.
Excellent and funny!
Exactly like Moses in his own mind just a lot shorter.
snort.
LOL!
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