What you should done is to tell them that you are scared, so terrified, so frightened by the ‘rona that you don’t know if you can go out and vote this year and that you have heard that the Republicans laced D’s mail-in vote ballots (if you got one—if it’s a thing in your state) with the ‘rona, so you put it on a shelf in the garage (using gloves) and are afraid to touch it.
This way they will have to waste time calling you over and over trying to cajole you to get over your fear. Also, you will end up in their statistics of people afraid to vote due to the ‘rona and they will have to think of ways to lessen the fear.
Brilliant!
Nah, they'll just mail in a ballot for you.
NO, Dems are really afraid to go out and vote. So that’s a bad idea. Let them remain afraid. 8>)