Posted on 10/06/2020 4:31:37 AM PDT by sodpoodle
An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest by the name of Andre beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?’
'Of course child. What may I do for you?’
'Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhaps?’
'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.’
'With your honest face, Father Andre, no one will question you.’
When they got to Customs, she let the priest Andre go first. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?’
'From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.’
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?’
'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.’
Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next please!'
You’re going to need another priest.
Hahahahaha! Good one!
I am aprayed of the next one. It might be dangerously punny.
So, did she like the hair dryer?.........................
LOL.
When Richard Nixon was president, Louis Armstrong was the 'Ambassador of Good Will'.
One time, the president and Armstrong found themselves in an airport together. Louis has a bunch of marijuana hidden in his trumpet case. Nixon sees Satch, and asks for an autographed picture for his daughter.
Armstrong happily obliges, then asks: Mr. President, can you do us a favor and help get us through Customs? I'm worried we'll miss our flight.
Nixon grabs the trumpet case, says 'Sure, come on through with us!'.
True story, at least among musicians.
LOL....and typical great freeper replies!!!
The Biden theme song should be Getting to Know You from the Musical King and I
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